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[1;40;31mIn defiance of the dogma perpetuated by "Most Popular Files" lists on BBSes
[1;40;37m(The files on the list are downloaded by every single friggin' user even
[0;40;37mthough they might not be that good, while other, possibly better, files
[0;40;37mlanguish), Da Warren BBS presents HP's Least Popular files lister!
[1;40;37mThese files don't have any downloads yet. They may be outcasts, or they
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[1;40;32m2100W202.ZIP [1;40;33mA door similar to our own RPG-2100: THE AWAKENING.
[1;40;32mA2GV1_22.ZIP [1;40;33mConvert MASM source assembly code into Gema code.
[1;40;32mACROSTIC.ZIP [1;40;33mA program for creating/solving Acrostic puzzles.
[1;40;32mADVERTIS.ZIP [1;40;33mA text on how to advertise your business.
[1;40;32mANSISHOW.ZIP [1;40;33mSlideshow type viewer for ANSI screens.
[1;40;32mARMA7000.ZIP [1;40;33mArmageddon 7000, an incredibly cool customizable board game.
[1;40;32m    AVVY.ZIP [1;40;33mAvvy, a silly Hugo-type adventure in ancient Greece.
[1;40;32mAXISALLI.ZIP [1;40;33mThe Axis & Allies FAQ.
[1;40;32mAXISALLY.ZIP [1;40;33mThe complete rules for Axis & Allies, with some rules corrections
[1;40;32mBASSMP12.ZIP [1;40;33mMake your own maps for BassTour! Confusing but potentially fun.
[1;40;32m BBQL6_3.ZIP [1;40;33mThe script to the Blues Brothers movie. Yay!
[1;40;32m CATALOG.ZIP [1;40;33mA very useful program for designing custom software catalogs.
[1;40;32mCATMOUSE.ZIP [1;40;33mCat and Mouse is similar to the Windows game Rodent's Revenge.
[1;40;32mCHARLIEM.GIF [1;40;33mA neat .GIF of Charlie McCartney.
[1;40;32mCHINCHEK.ZIP [1;40;33mA Chinese Checkers game with great graphics
[1;40;32m    CHOP.ZIP [1;40;33mA very dumb Windoze game called Choppy the Pork Chop.
[1;40;32m CLIPPER.ZIP [1;40;33mPCX and mouse functions for Clipper.
[1;40;32m CONCERT.PCX [1;40;33mdownload, print, make copies, give to your friends, distribute
[1;40;32m CRUSHER.ZIP [1;40;33mThe prequel to Crusher Castle II (duh). Same sort of thing.
[1;40;32mCYBOX423.ZIP [1;40;33mCyberbox, presumably the prequel to Cyberbox ][. Fun puzzle game.
[1;40;32mDARTS401.ZIP [1;40;33mA cool darts game that's not complicated at all for a darts game.
[1;40;32m   DFD10.ZIP [1;40;33mA tile jumping strategy game written by a German guy.
[1;40;32m   DGM01.ZIP [1;40;33mAn incredibly bizarre sort of Twister for the computer.
[1;40;32m EPSILON.ZIP [1;40;33mEpsilon Games, a spiffy puzzle game with a stupid name!
[1;40;32m  FILLER.ZIP [1;40;33mA strange puzzle game in Russian.
[1;40;32m  FIXQWK.ZIP [1;40;33mFixes QWK files that return errors when unpacking.
[1;40;32mFORMMAKE.ZIP [1;40;33mDesign and fill business forms.
[1;40;32m FRACTAL.ZIP [1;40;33mA very handy explanation of fractals.
[1;40;32m   GIFTS.TXT [1;40;33mfrom the bible on gifts.
[1;40;32mHANDICAP.ZIP [1;40;33mA useful program for handicapping your dog.
[1;40;32m HEXAGON.ZIP [1;40;33mHexagon, an awesome tile-moving game with great graphics.
[1;40;32m   HIPPY.TXT [1;40;33mThe Language of the Hippy, a fun text file.
[1;40;32m HOW2CR8.ZIP [1;40;33mHow to create and sell software in the style of this program.
[1;40;32m  HUGO15.ZIP [1;40;33mHugo's House of Horrors, one of the classic PC games.
[1;40;32m   HUGO2.ZIP [1;40;33mHugo II: Whodunit? Another Hugo game.
[1;40;32m  HYDE10.ZIP [1;40;33mThe classic novel "Dr. Jeckle and Mr. Hyde."
[1;40;32m     IRS.TXT [1;40;33mA wacky response to an IRS audit letter.
[1;40;32mJEWISHMO.ZIP [1;40;33mJust in time for Hanukkah, it's A Jewish Mother's Cookbook.
[1;40;32m    JF01.GIF [1;40;33mJohn F banging out some chord or another onstage.
[1;40;32m    JF02.GIF [1;40;33mFlansburgh waving his arm around like a televangelist. Very weird
[1;40;32m   KENNY.ZIP [1;40;33m.VOC from "Gamera". See info.
[1;40;32mKOREWARR.ZIP [1;40;33mSupposedly the search warrent to search David Koresh's hidey hole
[1;40;32m  MADS02.JPG [1;40;33mDr. Forrester pointing at the camera, ala Uncle Sam.
[1;40;32m  MAJEST.ZIP [1;40;33mMajestic Dominion: the same old Checkers, but with a different na
[1;40;32m    MARS.ZIP [1;40;33mA hypertext-like program about Mars colonization.
[1;40;32m   MDLX1.ZIP [1;40;33mMega Deluxe, the bizarre stuff-moving puzzle game.
[1;40;32m  MEMORY.ZIP [1;40;33mA cool ANSI game based on that old Memory card game.
[1;40;32mMICEMOVE.ZIP [1;40;33mMice Moves, yet another 2-player puzzle game from Soleau.
[1;40;32mMINDCUBE.ZIP [1;40;33mMindCube, another impossible Soleau game! Argh!
[1;40;32mMST00024.GIF [1;40;33mMike Nelson impersonating A&E's Jack Perkins! Hilarious!
[1;40;32m   MST3K.MID [1;40;33mA MIDI file of the end theme song! Cool!
[1;40;32mMST3KTAG.ZIP [1;40;33mThe world's largest collection of MST taglines! 1000s of 'em!
[1;40;32m MSTDESC.TXT [1;40;33mReal movie reviews for most of MST3K's episodes. Includes 7th sea
[1;40;32mMSTYUCCA.GIF [1;40;33mA goofy MSTied drawing, inspired by Beast of Yucca Flats. Aaaaah!
[1;40;32mMVDUMGUY.GIF [1;40;33mMST3K:TM .GIF - Dumb guys talking in This Island Earth.
[1;40;32mMVFORST1.GIF [1;40;33mMST3K:TM .GIF - Dr. Forrester looking smug.
[1;40;32mMVFORST2.GIF [1;40;33mMST3K:TM .GIF - Dr. Forrester at his film projector of evil.
[1;40;32m MVGYPSY.GIF [1;40;33mMST3K:TM .GIF - Gypsy towers over Mike as he pilots the Sattelite
[1;40;32m  MVMIKE.GIF [1;40;33mMST3K:TM .GIF - Mike, Gypsy, and Tom at the movie desk.
[1;40;32mMVTOM'SR.GIF [1;40;33mMST3K:TM .GIF - Mike and Crow enter Tom Servo's bedroom.
[1;40;32mNEDSAVED.ZIP [1;40;33mA saved training thingy I did for NED.
[1;40;32mNEUFNEUF.ZIP [1;40;33mHelps you make crosswords or word squares.
[1;40;32m    NORM.ZIP [1;40;33mJoel and the 'bots shouting "NORM!!".
[1;40;32m  NUMMIE.GIF [1;40;33mWhy, it's Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter!
[1;40;32m OMEGA_RU.GZ [1;40;33mBATTLETECH OMEGA RULES v.1.2.2
[1;40;32m OMEGA_TE.GZ [1;40;33mBATTLETECH: OMEGA TECHNICAL READOUT v.1.2.2
[1;40;32mOTANNENB.GIF [1;40;33mThe cover of TMBG's "O Tannenbaum" Christmas LP.
[1;40;32m PEABODY.GIF [1;40;33mMST3K's proudly displayed Peabody Award!
[1;40;32mPGPSHE33.ZIP [1;40;33mFront end/user friendly shell for PGP (Not to be confused with SP
[1;40;32mPHARMACY.ZIP [1;40;33mPharmacy is a great Dr. Mario clone.
[1;40;32mPIKAPIKA.ZIP [1;40;33mPika Pika the Rabbit, the dumbest compression thing known to man.
[1;40;32m PINCUSH.GIF [1;40;33mDr. Forrester stabbing Frank in his pincushion costume. Very sill
[1;40;32mPINGPONG.JPG [1;40;33mA cool shot of a buncha ping pong balls falling on the 'bots.
[1;40;32m  PLANET.GIF [1;40;33mThe HUGE "spaghetti" planet used in the commercial intros.
[1;40;32mPOETPK01.ZIP [1;40;33mAn awesome hypertext/interactive literary magazine.
[1;40;32m   PROPS.GIF [1;40;33mTONS of old invention exchanges and props, stacked up on shelves.
[1;40;32m   PRYMA.ZIP [1;40;33mPryma is a sort-of DOS version of Funball.
[1;40;32m   PUSHB.ZIP [1;40;33mDr. Forrester yelling "Push the button, Frank!" .VOC file.
[1;40;32m PYTHON1.GIF [1;40;33mThe 3-headed knight from Holy Grail. Grr!
[1;40;32m PYTHON6.GIF [1;40;33mEric Idle interviewing for a mountain climbing job.
[1;40;32m PYTHON7.GIF [1;40;33mA bizarre MP cast shot with everyone making faces at the camera.
[1;40;32m QUIXOTE.ZIP [1;40;33mThe classic silly novel Don Quixote!
[1;40;32m RAINMAN.ZIP [1;40;33mA Hangman knockoff with French words. Fun!
[1;40;32mRHAPSODY.ZIP [1;40;33mA bizarre Windows game that combines LOGO with King Kong.
[1;40;32m   RIF46.ZIP [1;40;33mResistance is Futile #46.
[1;40;32m   RIF49.ZIP [1;40;33mResistance is Futile, #49.
[1;40;32m  ROBOTS.ZIP [1;40;33mRobots from Hell, a rather pointless EGA game.
[1;40;32m   SAMPO.ZIP [1;40;33m.VOC - "Where is the Sampo?"
[1;40;32mSATELLIT.GIF [1;40;33mThat counter/console thing they stand behind during skits.
[1;40;32m SAUCBOB.GIF [1;40;33mBob Dobbs, with a flying saucer coming out of his head. Weird.
[1;40;32mSCANCODE.COM [1;40;33mA handy program that tells you the hex code for any given key.
[1;40;32m SCREWUP.TXT [1;40;33mThe big list of gaffes. See info.
[1;40;32m  SEARUN.ZIP [1;40;33mSea Run is a surprisingly fun Soleau game.
[1;40;32mSENFRESH.TXT [1;40;33mCollege seniors vs. freshmen and their habits.
[1;40;32mSERVOPLN.GIF [1;40;33mTom Servo flying in his airplane, from Skyfighters.
[1;40;32m  SHARDS.ZIP [1;40;33mShards is a cool remove-the-tiles puzzle game.
[1;40;32m   SHAVE.GIF [1;40;33mMike shaving Tom Servo, scanned from a newspaper photo.
[1;40;32mSHIFTFAQ.TXT [1;40;33mFrequently Asked Questions about the all-important shift key.
[1;40;32mSHRUBBER.GIF [1;40;33mThe knights presenting the shrubbery to the Knights of Nee.
[1;40;32m SKISIZE.ZIP [1;40;33mUseless text that helps you calculate your ski size.
[1;40;32mSLAPPING.ZIP [1;40;33mDr. F: "I'm going to start slapping you, Frank, and I may never s
[1;40;32m   SLUGS.ZIP [1;40;33mSlugs, a rather stupid shooting game. Requires a joystick.
[1;40;32m  SOLTIE.JPG [1;40;33mServo, Crow, and Gypsy present the S.O.Ltie awards.
[1;40;32m SQUYN15.ZIP [1;40;33mA strange little text adventure called Sqynchia or somesuch.
[1;40;32m   STEVE.GIF [1;40;33mA .GIF of Steve the Dr. Forrester impersonator.
[1;40;32m  STN100.ZIP [1;40;33mRun an Australian sheep ranch! Yay!
[1;40;32m   STOCK.ZIP [1;40;33mGreat MST3K WAV, "Get us, we're a piece of stock footage!"
[1;40;32mSTRFORCE.ZIP [1;40;33mStar Force is a new game world for Megazeux.
[1;40;32mTAXIRN10.ZIP [1;40;33mA bizarre Soleau game that has scanned graphics and stuff.
[1;40;32m     TIM.GIF [1;40;33mWhy, it's Tim the Enchanter.
[1;40;32m TIMFIRE.GIF [1;40;33m"Holy Grail" .GIF - Tim the Enchanter blowing stuff up.
[1;40;32m   TIMMY.JPG [1;40;33mEgad! It's Timmy the dark spectre mauling TV's Frank.
[1;40;32m  TKMB&W.GIF [1;40;33mTrace, Kevin, and Mike along with the bots at a TV convention.
[1;40;32m   TOAD1.JPG [1;40;33mA strange raytrace that doesn't even resemble a toad.
[1;40;32m    TOHO.ZIP [1;40;33mA bizarre AGT game where you play a sheep-person.
[1;40;32m  TOMCAT.ZIP [1;40;33mThe Big Catalog o' Tommy's Toys games.
[1;40;32mTOMHRCUT.JPG [1;40;33mJoel admiring Tom Servo's weird new haircut.
[1;40;32mTOMMYPAR.ZIP [1;40;33mTommy's version of that great board game Parchisi.
[1;40;32m   TOWEL.ZIP [1;40;33m.VOC - "Frank, I'm out of the shower. I need you to towel me off.
[1;40;32mTRCHPROB.TXT [1;40;33m10 problems encountered along the Olympic torch route.
[1;40;32mUMBILEND.GIF [1;40;33mThe end of Umbilicus. Or is it the end of Gypsy?
[1;40;32m UNSIT30.ZIP [1;40;33mDecompress Mac Stuffit files on your PC.
[1;40;32mVGABLOCK.ZIP [1;40;33mVGA Blocks, a spiffy little move-the-crates game.
[1;40;32m    WC13.ZIP [1;40;33mA useful writing analyzer/word counter.
[1;40;32m   WDTSS.GIF [1;40;33mThe cool cover to "Why Does the Sun Shine?"
[1;40;32mWHALEBOM.TXT [1;40;33mA dead whale is dynamited on the coast of Oregon. Read all about 
[1;40;32mWINFIGHT.ZIP [1;40;33mWin Fight, a silly shooting game for Windows!
[1;40;32mWOODENRA.GIF [1;40;33mThe knights rolling the great wooden rabbit up to the castle.
[1;40;32mWORDTRIS.ZIP [1;40;33mDemo version of WordTris. Great if you're too cheap to buy.
[1;40;32m WORSHIP.JPG [1;40;33mA buncha MST3K fans worshipping a giant gumball machine.
[1;40;32m WRESCUE.ZIP [1;40;33mWord Rescue, from Apogee--a great Mario-type educational game
[1;40;32m  XMASJR.ZIP [1;40;33mA fun little Christmas graphics program for Windoze.
[1;40;32m YOUSAID.ZIP [1;40;33mCrow crying and shouting "You said Manos!"