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 [1;40;35mYup yup yup, we're off to the first annual Da Warren Anniversiary Party,
[1;40;31mJabbacratics Anonymous Conference, and Dvoren Awards Ceremony! (That's
[1;40;32mDWAP-JAC-DAC to you gringo) We've been at the Rusty's Pizza Parlor on Stockdale
[1;40;36mand Gosford since noon, living it up! Why are you calling the board? There's a
[1;40;34mparty on! Go! Hup! Hup! I don't care if you live in Alaska, hop on a plane!
[1;40;37mYou're missing the fun! Meet the sysops in person! Eat pizza (the official
[1;40;33mItalian food of Da Warren) and lime Jell-O (the official wobbly dessert of Da
[1;40;35mWarren) Mingle with your fellow Da Warren callers! View the demos for the
[1;40;31mupcoming Da Warren Home Shopping Network and ZZT: The Next Generation! Play the
[1;40;32mBRAND NEW version of Barney Splat! Do all sorts of cool stuff! Drop carrier NOW
[1;40;36mand go!
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[0;40;37m Well, if you'd really like to pass up the one thing that's more fun than
calling Da Warren, I guess we'll let you. Just don't say we didn't warn you.