THE TOP 10 REASONS BARBIE DOLLS SHOULD BE BANNED: 10. Her commercials make me vomit. 9. Bubble Princess Barbie? What the heck is Bubble Princess Barbie? 8. She embodies values that most Americans associate with yogurt. 7. Her head comes off, presenting a choking hazard. 6. She is degrading to women. 5. She is degrading to men. 4. New Radioactive Barbie just isn't a good idea. 3. She provides bad avant-garde artists with an endless source of material. 2. New boxes have sticker on front saying "BAN ME!" AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON BARBIE DOLLS SHOULD BE BANNED... 1. The latest Talking Barbie says "Where the hell are my nipples?"