----------------------------------------------------------------------------- !WARNING! THIS HAS NO DESIGN OR ANYTHING, IT'S JUST SOMETHING I PUT TOGETHER IN A HURRY! FOR SOME QUALITY MO'SOUL PRODUCTIONS, SURF YOUR SELF ONTO OUR HOMEPAGE AT: HTTP://MOSOUL.HOME.ML.ORG THIS IS AN INDEPENDENT PRODUCTION BY MARK RYDER THIS IS *NOT* A MO'SOUL PRODUCTION! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- MARK RYDER OF MO'SOUL PRESENTS: MURDER DEA7H KiLL (MDK) #o1 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- now that we've got that out of the way, it is time to laugh at a simple lamer called KARLOS OF AEROSOL. why? well, just read on and i am sure you'll have a good laugh! NO DESIGN or anything. it's bad enough that i make this good example of how important condoms are known. no matter what, this text can't be helped by a cool design - it doesn't get more entertaining than it already is. beeing real bored one night (who hasn't been?) i connected to an IRC server and joined the ASCII channel. little did i know of how much fun i was going to have during the coming days. read this capture carefully, it's the basis of the whole fight KARLOS started.. he mean: sweet fuck all is going on heheh didn't you just release another "the amiga is dead blah blah" col karlos: i released an ARCLITE release, where i stated the obvious: the amiga is dead. the amiga is a fine computer, but without any software support, it's a fucking boring machine. the pc is cooler that way. heh whatever but don't go forcing that shit on others i like my amiga karlos: i'm not forcing my shit on others, that's just your small mind going apeshit so don't even think about throwing shit like that at me heh what is this who the fuck has a small mind karlos: the one who just wrote a message before i did now into this channel oh yeah karlos: guess that makes it: you. like im supposed to respect you coz come fucking cocksucker licks your arse in some arrogant elitist chart yes, WE JUST LOVE HIM! and then everything turned sooo lame, you could not help it but to sit back and smile. in the coming minutes this KARLOS OF AEROSOL was going to dig himself a hole and jump right into it. trying his best to act smart: we laughed as he made himself more and more into the pathetic little lamer we suspected him of beeing... but before we ALL laugh our- selves silly, let me give you a quote from the collection KARLOS is talking about. in "AL-RYDER.TXT" i wrote that i think the amiga is dead (thinking about commercial software/hardware) ONE OF MY CLOSING LINES : "..YOU DO AS YOU PLEASE - I'M NOT HERE TO TRY AND TELL YOU WHAT TO DO." this, according to the gimp KARLOS OF AEROSOL, is to FORCE your opinion onto others. now i guess most of you can see why i reacted to his lame comments on IRC?!? trying to make me, owner and fan of the amiga since the first amiga 1000 machines came, look like some PC lover!?! who in hell could take such abuse? :) let us take a stroll through some of the HiGHLiGHTS from the captures made by the channel BOT (hosee) the nights KARLOS has been online.read, and laugh your way through the proof i'm presenting here - proof of the total lamness of this tragic waste of time: KARLOS OF AEROSOL. first, let me present you with all the lies, and pathetic attempts at trying to gain allies, KARLOS has made. we have to go at this task very systematically. the captures of all his shit throwing and lying is HUGE so i've done my best to just keep the ones that matter inn. no easy task, as they all are equally "important", or, shall we say "stupid"... he has been doing his very best to convince everyone that *I* started the shit throwing. that he is just some innocent little lamer beeing crushed by the "big mean boys". as you read above, he started the shit. now look at what he's been throwing around on IRC: karlos, i thought that it was mogue how you were angry to yeah him too but for other reasons manta just started fucking with me for no reason karlos, what's the thing with this other thing? .. what mogue? well thats more nemesis's and blue's thing mogue said they'd ripped exocets style which is obviously bollox karlos, hups. i said it pretty stupid .. i ment what's your problem . with mr. and manta? yeah obviously mogue was being stupid but manta just started fucking with me for no reason karlos, i forget to check that mogue thing. you asked about that . few days ago. gotta check it when i remember and mryder had a heart attack coz i wouldn't lick his arse and that's about it karlos: NO REASON?? you started a war with some of my friend... . i stand up for my friends.. er no manta .. lets try again markryder started on me.. and you wanted to lick his arse and so . started on me as well so go fuck yourself, stoopid sheep karlos, what do mr. have against you? follow the leader coz i woulnd't take shit from him because KARLOS wouldn't take shit from ME? ladies and gentlemen, the lies have begun. please take your places. we do not want anyone standing, as we fear they'll laugh so hard they'll fall. more lies coming right up.. and how did this start cocksudker karlos: what? so fucked up arrogant he can't remember karlos: how did fucking what start? karlos: you mean this little argument here? what the fuck do you think karlos: it started with you saying that i am forcing my shit on others wrong it started.. by you calling me small minded for no fucking reason faggot karlos: i called you small minded 'cause you said that i am forcing my shit on others karlos: that is the reason no i said that after fucker i said.. i see you've released anther amiga is dead colly and you said .. blah blah small minded and nearly had a heart attack because i didn't like it and all the shit you said before oh no you fucker karlos: i didn't say any shit before yeah.. i said i see you've released another amiga is dead colly and you said i was small minded and that was that so go fuck off in your fantasy ascii land check the facts before you open your mouth? no, not our KARLOS. he goes ahead and makes a total fool of himself instead. you could ALMOST believe this twat is so dumb that he doesn't even know he's lying himself. let's hear the lie ATLEAST one more time...and, please, take notice of how easy it is to try and talk some REASON with the gimp :-)) if they don't kiss your arse, you discredit them get them banned fuck with them because you fucking arrogant and one elitist attitude fuck up been at the top for too long and can't take it and that's the truth and everyone knows it., but are scared to say it coz they ain't got the guts karlos: the facts of it all is that i joined the channel, i was polite, responded to your messages and everything was fine then you had to say i force my shit on others oh fuck off with your lies you joined.. in the middle of people talking i said hi or something asked about your group then i remembered the al-ryder.txt and i asked about it and you called me small minded so fuck off FIGHT THE POWER, FUCK ARROGANT BITCHES! :D karlos: you said i am forcing my shit on others out of nowhere, that is a fact. karlos: here is one of the closing lines from AL-RYDER.TXT: "anyroads, you do as you please - i'm not here to try and tell you what to do" no i didn't say that karlos: how am i FORCING my shit on others? do you think i care about that col karlos: you said i am forcing my shit on others with the text from that colly "then i remembered the al-ryder.txt" he says. then, 9 lines down it's suddenly: "do you think i care about that col". it's a typical KARLOS tactic --- when you're confronted with something you can't answer to, just say the first (in his case: LAME) thing that comes to mind. THIS WHOLE ARGUMENT STARTED BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE "AL-RYDER.TXT" AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN: "do you think i care about that col" ??? YOU FUCKING LAMER, YOU ARE SO INSANELY FUCKING STUPID! ARGH! (yes, sometimes the "anyroads, you do as you please - i'm not here to try and tell lameness just gets to be too much :-)) but, hey, seeing as I am such you what to do" a nice guy, i gave him ANOTHER chance...here's what happened! you don't have to write a massive text telling everyone how amazing the pc is over the amiga karlos: but all the shit-throwing aside... karlos: please, just for 10 seconds, could you gather yourself enough to tell me how i am FORCING my shit on others by saying.. "anyroads, you do as you please - i'm not here to try and tell you what to do" karlos: can you? ok if you can hold out on banning me for 10 seconds fuckhead karlos: you see, i can't see how i am forcing anything on others by saying that. yes, go ahead. won't ban you or anything. entertain us. you write a fuckoff massive paragraph at the start, trying to convince people how fucking amazing £1000 pc's are over the amiga you could have just said i have moved over to pc and i don't hate it karlos: well, i voiced my opinion about the PC vs AMIGA. karlos: i've had an amiga since the first amiga 1000 machines was released. it's a GREAT machine yeah.... a somewhat change in attitude i remember karlos: but the amiga is DEAD when you think about commerical software and hardware i remember reading an interview between you and hijack in artbomb and you seemed of some very different opinion then karlos: yes, i was. karlos: i had the amiga and i thought it was the BEST thing on earth. karlos: some months ago i bought a PC and found i was totally wrong. karlos: what makes the amiga better than the PC? but you don't have to write some fuckoff text telling the amiga community karlos: the fact that no one is making any decent software OR hardware for it? that may be true but you still don't have to do what you did i wouldn't have even if i could afford a fucking 166 karlos: the point here is that you said i am FORCING my opinions on others, but i am not. karlos: ergo, you are a liar. markryder... just fuck off will you.. do i give a shit karlos: there you go again. you've understood now that you've lost the whole argument and the "fuck" comes out karlos: why don't you just admit beeing wrong? no i haven't "lost" anything.. i come onto irc.. and for over 3 days i've been banned becuase you can't take other opinions and i can't be fucking arsed with your little games HOW is THAT *FORCING* my shit on others? do you remember the tactics? just say the first (dumb-ass) thing that comes to mind... i am telling people they can do what they want now, let us, for the very LAST TIME (promise :-)) hear him LIE about what's going on. this time, i wasn't online, so i couldn't react to his lies. so, let's go - the LAST time.. so don't tell me i fucked <[7ommy]> karlos: then what is it all about? tell me. ok tommy.. this is the gods honest truth mryder enters irc karlos says hi enquires about his group asks about his last col.. and he calls me small minded for no particular reason and so manta joins in manta, who i had no previous argument with but is just another fucked up elitist yeah right and i was banned for 4 days and whenver i came in a was banned again etc etc and so on and now mryder has gone i am able to sit in ascii for a while <[7ommy]> karlos: well, have you done something earlier to upset them? without him and manta setting the topics to "karlos at www.queersex.com www.farmsex.com (nice one manta) karlos: thats true... i set that topic.. and then all the sheep who i don't respect so much now (you know who you are) started licking mryders arse and i am sick to fuck of the attitudes in the stupid "scene" and that's about it karlos: then leave got damn it.. im 100% sureNOONE would ever miss you.. thats the kinda shit im pissed off with people like manta, mryder and others, they may be good artists, but their attitudes are completely fucked up its their attitudes that spoil the scene no,.. you fucked up when calling me small minded we have KARLOS throwing shit at me, so i respond to it. then he sets out on a quest to lie as much as possible to try and make him look innocent karlos: you fucked up by not even knowing who H2o of ARCLITE is and make me out as the big bad wolf. yet, *I* am the one with the additude problem?!? strange, very strange. that means we all should just let people throw whatever shit they want about us around, and we're just supposed to sit back and relax. let's see what KARLOS does then after reading this txt. i certainly hope he's going to reply, i could sure use a good laugh. but, if he follows his own logic, he won't -- what a shame. then again, his logic isn't very logical methinks. here, have a look at when KARLOS explains to TANGO (hi mate) exactly WHY KARLOS is trying to put MANTA down.. mate,,.. i 'm trying to put the fucker down <[T]ANGo> why? manta rejoined the scene, joined style briefly and then joined mosoul and then mosoul died and i slag him off becuase he sets topics like that the topics he was talking about were mine and manta's topics, innocent little things like "karlos of aerosol homepage: www.farmsex.com" :-) but hasn't he got a marvelous reason for putting manta down? manta re-joined the scene, joined style, left them for mo'soul and then mo'soul died ??? that's a brilliant reason to put some one down, really... moving on - let's have some: *GENERAL LAMENESS* BY KARLOS OF AEROSOL. yes, here comes more of that clever stuff from KARLOS: and who the fuck is this manta person MARK> W H O the fuck is KARLOS ??????? h20 : and who the fuck are you KARLOS > SHUT UP ! OTHERWISE I PLAY QUAKE WITH YOUR DICK !!! who the fuck are you h2whatever karlos > F I C K D I C H what shit is this hs0 person talking who the fuck are YOU who the fuck has a small mind like im supposed to respect you coz come fucking cocksucker licks your arse in some arrogant elitist chart it is better that someone respect you for your style, that someone lick your arse coz the arrogant eliteit fucks do you are an arrogant eliteist, supported by arrogant eliteists i wish i was elite Topic changed on #ascii by KARLOS: all users with pw "hello" will be deleted! and fuck ARCLITE read, as KARLOS really makes a fool of himself: spaced out is our whq and aerosouls in finland so go fuck yourself spaced out is your whq? yeah.. zoltrix is a good mate with nemesis/aerosol so go fuck yourself again little boy as i said, you're a little faggot oh god that hurt i wonder how hard you are i wonder how many seconds it would take to kick the famous mryders arse karlos: i'd LOVE to kick your ass that hurt even more ZOLTRiX (~TRSi@aa188.du.pipex.com) joined #ascii. zoltrix karlos: SPACED OUT was WHQ for what? karlos: please, tell us once more aerosol aerosol.. spaced out whq zoltrix: is SPACED OUT a whq for AEROSOL? zoltrix: please tell us. Karlos EX-WHQ ;) I told Blue, he wont listen! karlos: now you've made a fool of yourself **AGAIN** karlos: don't you feel stupid? the arrogance.. its truely fucked who is arrogant? this is more classic KARLOS material - feeling like a real hard-ass thinking he knows everyhting, throwing around things like "fuck yourself" and "little boy". then ZOLTRIX comes online and confirms that *I* am right --- then that KARLOS tactic comes out again : when you've REALLY fucked up, say the first dumb thing that comes to mind. what a pathetic looser. karlos: sitting at a university? doesn't sound very old to me. karlos: and what makes you such a hard ass? karlos: going to school? that makes you real tough? comming on 20 karlos: then YOU are the child. old enough to kick your arse karlos: for 8 hours a day and more, for 3 years now, i've been working at a warehouse with heavy lifting all day long. tell me how the fuck a 19 year old git going to school is going to kick my ass and i've done wadu-ryu karate for 7 years karlos: please, tell me. children these elite ascii shits they don't know what the real world is a 19 year old faggot going to school doesn't have a CLUE as to what the real world is. get yourself a job, a loan, an appartment/house, some REAL problems, THEN you can come and try to lecture some one about "real life". but as long as you're just some 19 year old faggot going to school, don't even think about trying to tell anyone about "real life" 'cause you don't know shit about it. what's your worst problem now? your mom not giving you enough money to buy all the levis and tommy hillfinger clothes you want?? or maybe it's your boyfriend that doesn't want you to cum in his mouth? bitch.. street art will always rule over this ascii shit word.. there is no such thing as "THIS ASCII SHIT", only "THESE SHIT ASCII ARTISTS" like you KARLOS, and your boyfriend: HASH. word.. i got a aerosols collection dcc:ed to me once, it included phrases like "aerosol rox, epsilion design sux... blah blah.. hell yeah.. remember the misunderstanding fatal more things from same colly: "epsilon + design = lame" misunderstanding? remember that tactic? the first dumb thing...yeah, you remember. it's fun, isn't it? :-) mr: why are ya fucking with karlos? because he aint kissing your ass ? everyone here kisses mryders arse apart from hashie and me and he don't like it if i don't kiss his arse.. he runs me to the ground karlos: we're on his black list man.. HASH, i'm NOT fucking KARLOS! just stop beeing so jelaous. i'm making a fool of him by showing everyone what a lamer he is. so, relax, i'm not going to steal your boyfriend. i'm not into sucking dicks, like you guys.. interesting to read the captures from when i havn't been online too. you get to read the most interesting theories... karlos: dont get too pumped up because of few assholes. you can always find the cool people too. Nemesis/aerosol has some worth... so has blue/aerosol we could choose 2 most famous people from ascii-scene and they could choose their teams. one asciier at the time :) like somekinda soccer match. no it doesn't work like that its the famous people against a few smalltime ascii artists they can't take anything else karlos: you know how it goes, the higher you get, the more concentrated the piss in your head gets. some artists at the top have managed to keep that right kinda attitude karlos: facts of life, you cant change it. you just gotta handle it. but many have turned into inward minded wankers suck as mryder and manta zero respect #ascii: mode change '+b ks^sl!*@* ' by Hosee ks^sl kicked from #ascii by Hosee: BANNED (ks^sl = karlos) so, there we have it. another lamer trying his best at ascii art. feeling real hard, throwing around things like "FUCK ARCLITE". he doesn't know who H2O OF ARCLITE is, and he thinks MOGUE OF ARCLITE is stupid it seems...the one good thing about KARLOS is that there really is no need to write any more text to convince people that he is a retarded gimp. you don't have to read MY text even, you just have to look at what he's written HiMSELF to see that he is a total lame-ass. enough said, you know the score. - MARK RYDER / MO'SOUL ASCii PRODUC7iONS iNC HTTP://MOSOUL.HOME.ML.ORG @BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZ+------------------------------------------+ | | | MARK RYDER OF MO'SOUL PRESENTS | | | | MDK - MURDERDEA7HKiLL NR.1 | | | | DEVOTED TO THE LAMER: KARLOS OF AEROSOL! | | | | READ AND LAUGH YOURSELF SILLY! | | | +------------------------------------------+ @END_FILE_ID.DIZ