-*[/]*-*[\]*-*[/]*-*[\]*-*[/]*[/-\]*[\]*-*[/]*-*[\]*-*[/]*-*[\]*-*[/]*-*[\]* @BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZ __7 __, 7_ __, .-(__| (__| ( (__|--*pDX*---. | ` ` | |----- pRESENTs -------------| | ¯oLD dIRTY bASTARDS® | | ¯a bRANDnEW wORK® | | ¯dONE bY dAtA^pDX® | |----------------------------| | dAMN!wHIZ^lGC | | dAMN!sTEVE^lGC | | dAMN!tHE dODGER^dC1 | | dAMN!cAPT. pICARD^gERMANY | `----------------------------' @END_FILE_ID.DIZ ___ _____ ___.-_______ ____) _Y _Y (__) (_ \_ \_ | \_ _/\_ | _/-- -- -- --- -- -----+- 2F -- - -- ------+-> | | | . | l | . | l_____l__| l__ l__| | `--' `--' `--' *oF* _____ _________________|__ | ______ ______ ___________________ ________/____ \ ____/___|_____ \_ | _/ _\_______ / \_\_____ / \ \ / \/ _ \_ / _______/ Mo! \ _/ _/________\______/ | \\ |______/ / | /_____________\___\ \_ \___________/_____| /________| \______/ *pRESENTs* *aN aSCIICOLLECTION*  cALLED  7__ __, __ 7_ __, __7 __. .oL' dIRTY------|__) (__| (__ ( (__| (-' (__| (__ |____________________________) ` ` .__) DATA COLLYS published by paradox first published in germany by data 1995 published worldwide by paradox 1995 published in data collys 1995 reprinted in data collys 1995 reissued in data collys 1995 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 copyright (c) data/paradox, 1995 all rights reserved printed in germany by data set in linotype pilgrim except in germany, this colly is sold subject to the condition that it shall not, by way of trade or otherwise, be lent, re-sold, hired out, or otherwise circulated without the publisher's prior consent in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published and without a similar condition including this condition being improsed on the subsequent purchaser __ . __. 7_ __ __7 __. .---- (- ( (-' (__ ( (__(__/ (__) (-' (__| (__  ----------------. ¦ ` .__) ` .__) ¦ ¦ hEHE hI,.. iT'S dAtA aGAIN aND tODAY i pRESENT yA aNOTHER ¦ ¦ kEWL aSCIICOLLY oF mINE. i'M aLSO fUCKED uP tHAT i sTILL ¦ ¦ sEE cAPT. pICARD^gERMANY - a fUCKIN' lAMER! -oN sOME kEWL ¦ ¦ bOARDS lIKE bOONDOCKS oR sO,.. sO tHATS wHY i hOPE yA rEAD ¦ ¦ tHIS sAL oNE! ,... oN tHE oTHER sIDE i'M aLSO hAPPY aND ¦ ¦ lOOKING fORWARD tO mEET mE wITH sLIME aND mOGUE,.. hOPING ¦ ¦ wE'LL hAVE lOTS oF pHUN! sOME wORDS tO tHIS cOLLY : i ¦ ¦ cHANGED tHE sTYLE tOTALLY, sO hOPE yA lIKE iT! ... tHATS ¦ ¦ aLL i wANT tO sAY rIGHT nOW! jUST reLAX aND eNJOY mY 7tH ¦ ¦ (?) cOLLY! ¦ ¦ yOURS ¦ ¦ dATA^pDX ¦ ¦ ¦ `-------------------------------------------------------------------' _______ _____ __| _/ | | ______\_ | | _|_______________________________________________ | ___|_\___ \ _|__|___/ ____________ _______._______ \ ______/___ | \____ \_ \ / ___/ _ / / : / _/\________ / | |/ / \ Mo! /________ // /_______:_____/ \ _ __________/ |___________/_________/____|`-.`------/| | `--. .-/______\\ /--. .------------|_____|-----' |_____| `---' \/ `----. | \\ | _| bULLETINS mENU \ | \|_ - -- ---------------- -- - | \/ 1 - > mIDNITE < - 1 | | 2 - > cOUNTZERO < - 2 | | 3 - > dARTAGNAN < - 3 | | 4 - > sNOW < - 4 | | 5 - > sLIME! < - 5 | | 6 - > mOGUE < - 6 | | 7 - > mARIO < - 7 | | 8 - > dEATH rOW < - 8 | | 9 - > pARADOX < - 9 | | 1o - > pOISON < - 1o | | 11 - > tYRANNY! < - 11 | | 12 - > tYRANNY.dIZ < - 12 | | \ .---' | \\ __ | `-------------------------------------------------------------\/-' [s]TIFF sHOULDERS aND cRACKING bONES. [l]EAVE mE tO dRY iN tHE sUN. i dONT wANT tO bE aLONE. [b]UT i cANNOT mOVE. mY boDY hAS nOW bECOME fRAIL. [w]HY dOES iT hAVE tO bE tHIS wAY. [i]'M sICK. i'M dESEASED. i'M dYING. i'M dEAD. [m]Y lIFE oNCE sO mEANINGFUL aND lONG. [h]AS nOW tURNED sHORT iNTO tHESE fEW rEMAINING dAYS. [m]EMORIES oF a lIFETIME fILL mY mIND. [a]S i cLOSE mY eYES oNE lAST tIME. [i]'M sICK. i'M dESEASED. i'M dYING. i'M dEAD. [n]OT sO oLD bUT i dONT fORGET. [i]'M aFRAID tO dIE. bUT i'M nOT dEAD yET. [p]LEASE kISS mE oNE lAST tIME. [t]HIS iS tHE eND oF mY lIFE.  cHARACTERS uSED tO pERFOM tHIS cOLLY  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ® | l _ - ' ` A d ! ^ ¦   ) / \ : ¯ Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: o1 To : cOUNTzERO (ALL) Recv'd: No From : dAtA Status: Public Message Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY .-------------------------. ___ ______________ ___ :_____________________ ¦ _/ \ .---._|___)________ \__/ \ .--/|___)_ ___/ _____/ ¦ .--/ -\ \_/ _ /_ // l/ / -\ \/ /_| / \ ____/____ ¦ ¦ /__ \ / / / ' /__ \ //| / \ \ /dA!' ¦ `----\_/-----'`--'`---------' `----\_.-' `--'`-----'`---------' ¦ : `-----------------------------------------------' Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: o2 To : cOUNTzERO (ALL) Recv'd: No From : dAtA Status: Public Message Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY ___________ _________. .______ __ _________ __ / /._\ ___ _|___| /_/ \ .--/_ ____//_/ /_ \___/_|_ / \ | / -\ \/ /_/ \ .--\ \ // / \ /__ \ // \------------------. ¦ `---------'----------'`-----' `----\_.-'`-----' ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ______________________ __________ _________. ¦ ¦ _____\_______ / _____//_______ \_\ ___ | ¦ ¦ \\ ________/_ ____/____/ _l/ _/ / | ¦ `---------dA!-\ \ / \ / \ /| / |-pDX----' \------------'`---------'`-----\ / `----------' \/ Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: o3 To : cOUNTzERO (ALL) Recv'd: No From : dAtA Status: Public Message Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY ___________ ______ ____________________ __ ___ ___________ \_______ \_ \________ \_ ___//_// \ / ________/___ / l/ / ¦ \\/ _l/ _/ \ / ¦ \\/ \__ \_ \__\ .-/ ' / / \ // \ / \ /----------. ¦ `---------'--------`-----\ /`-------'`----------'--------' ¦ ¦ \/ ¦ ¦ ___ _____ ___ ¦ ¦ _/ \ .-/ // \ _/ \ .--/ ¦ ¦ / -\ \_/ /_/ ¦ \\ / -\ \/ /_ ¦ `----------------------------dA!-/__ \ // \/__ \ //-' `----\_.-'`---------' `----\_.-' Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: o4 To : sNOW^aTX (ALL) Recv'd: No From : dAtA Status: Public Message Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY ____________ ___ ________. ._____ \ ______/______/ \ .--/._\ ___ _|_____.---| / _\________ // -\ \/ /_| / \| | | / \ / /__ \ //| / \ ; : / dA!`------------' `----\_.-' `---------'`----------'pDX ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯tHIS iS sNOW ,.. hOW mAY i hELP yA ?®®®®®®®®®® Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: o5 To : sLIME (ALL) Recv'd: No From : dAtA Status: Public Message Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY ____________ .___ .___ ___ __________ \ ______/____| `--/___|___)__/ \ .---.___\ _____/ _\________ // __/ | / -\ \_/ _ /\ ____/____ dA!\ / /| | /__ \ / // \ /pDX `------------' `----------'--' `----\_/-----'`----------' Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: o6 To : mOGUE (ALL) Recv'd: No From : dAtA Status: Public Message Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY ___ _________. ___________ ._____ ___________ _/ \ .---._ ._\ ___ |/ ________/_____| /_\ _____/ / -\ \_/ _ /_| / / \__ \_\ | /\ ____/____ dA!/__ \ / /| / \ / \ / \ \ /pDX `----\_/-----' `----------'`--------' `-----' `---------'  tHE bITCH oF aRT dESIGN  Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: o7 To : mARIO (ALL) Recv'd: No From : dAtA Status: Public Message Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY ___ _____ ___________ .___ _________. _/ \ .---._ // \ \_______ \|___)__\ ___ | / -\ \_/ _ /_/ ¦ \\ / _l/ _/ / / | .--/__ \ / / \/ \ / | /| / |-dA!-. | `----\_/-----'`---------'`-----\ / `--' `----------' | `--------!iS aBOUT tO cHAT wITH yA!---\/-------------------------' Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: o8 To : sHADOWER (ALL) Recv'd: No From : dAtA Status: Public Message Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY _____________ ___________ _____ ___________________. \_______ ___\ _____/ \____ _____/ _|____ / l/ \ ____/____ ¦ \\ / \ | ' / .-/ ' /\ \ / \/ \ | / /------------------. ¦ `---------' `----------'---------`-----' `--/ / ¦ ¦ /_____/ ¦ ¦ ___________ ________. ._____ ¦ ¦ \_______ \_\ ___ _|___.-----| / ¦ `---- sCOOPEx wORLD hQ -------/ _l/ _/ / \| | | /-dA!------' / \ /| / \ : : / `-----\ / `---------'`----------' \/ Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: o9 To : pOSEIDON! (ALL) Recv'd: No From : dAtA Status: Public Message Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY ___________ ______ ___________ ______ ___________ ___________________ \_______ \_// \ \_______ \_ \ \________ \__\ ___ \___ | ___/ / _l/ / ¦ \\ / _l/ _/ dA! \\ / l/ / / __/ \__ / \_____/ \/ \ / \/ ' /| / \ | // `-------' `----------'`-----\ /`---------'`---------' `---------`----'---' \/ Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: 1o To : sTYLE wARS (ALL) Recv'd: No From : dAtA Status: Public Message Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY ___________ \_______ \_______.___ ____________ ________. ___ / _l/ / ___ |___)_\ ______/_____\ ___ | _/ \ .--/ / \_____/ / | /_\________ / / |/ -\ \/ /_ dA!\ | | / | /\ / //| / /__ \ //pDX `----' `---------`--' `------------' `---------' `----\_.-' Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: 11 To : aPOLLO (ALL) Recv'd: No From : dAtA Status: Public Message Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY _ _________________ ________________ ___ ___ ______ \_\\___ ____\ //__\_______ \_ \ _/ \ .--/_/ \ .--/\ //____ / \___\ / / _l/ _/ ¦ \\/ -\ \/ /_ -\ \/ /__\ / / .dA!/ \__ ` / \ / /__ \ //_ \ //__` /pDX. ¦ `-------' `-----'`-----\ /--------' `----\_.-' `----\_.-' `----' ¦ ¦ \/ ¦ ¦ ¦ `---------------------------- tYRANNY ---------------------------------------' Date : o8-o1-95 o1:o1:o1 Number: 12 To : aPOLLO (ALL) Recv'd: No From : dAtA Status: Public Message Subject: bASTARDS - aSCII cOLLY tYRANNY .dIZ P nUKED o8-23-95 7_ __, ,__ ,__ .-( (_/ (-' (__| ( ( ( ( (_/--dA!------. | _/ _/ | `---------*[pRESENTs]*--------------------' [i] cAN fEEL yOU rEACH oUT tO mE i cAN hEAR yOU sCREAM [o]UT tO mE i fEEL sO hELPLESS wHY wE bOTH bLEED [b]OUND tO mY mORALITY sEVERD fROM aLL mORALITY [s]TABBED aGAIN bY mY oWN wILL wITNESSING oUR dECENT aS wE fELL [c]ONSUMED bY rEMORSE nO wORDS cOULD eVER cHANGE tHIS cOURSE [c]OMMITED tHE uLTIMATE dECISION nOBODY cAN sTOPtHE iNCISION [w]HEN aLL i hAVE tO lIVE fOR iS lAID oUT bEFORE mE lIFE lOVE rEGRET [w]HAT wAS iT aLL wORTH i gIVE iT tO yOU fOR wHAT iT'S wORTH [i]T iS tHE lAST tHING i hAVE iT iS tHE lAST tHING i hAVE tO gIVE [i]T iS tHE lAST tHING yOU hAVEN'T tAKEN fROM mE [t]HE fINAL eXPRESSION iS gIVING uP aLL eXPRESSION _ _ __ _______ _________ ________ ________ _ _____/___/_________ ______ \______ ¬\______ ¬\______ ¬\_/ ___________ /_ _/ ___/ / /___/ /___/ \_____/ / / / ___/_\_____ \ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /____ /____/_ /____ /____ /____/____ /____ / ---/____/----/-------/____/kRm/____/----/---/____/---/____/-- [i] dON'T cARE iF tHIS cOLLY wASN'T wHAT yOU eXPECTED, [a] nD yOU dON'T lIKE iT, bECAUSE yOUR sTUPID rEVIEW iN [a] zINE wITH dUMB nAME meANS nOTHING tO mE. tHIS [c] oLLY iSN'T fOR yOU, iT'S fOR mE. iT mAKES mE fEEL [r] eLIEVED tO kNOW wE aLL gOT oFF oUR cHESTS wHAT wE [w] aNTED tO sAY aND nONE oF uS sAID tHAT 'yEA lOOK aT [m] e, i'M sTRAIGHT eDGE' bECAUSE wE dON'T nEED tO sAY [t] hAT aNYMORE. i aLSO dON'T nEED sOME sCENESTER tO [t] eLL mE 'gO vEGAN' oR 'gO fUCK yOURSELF' bECAUSE i'D [r] aTHER gO fUCK mYSELF tHAN dO tHE rIGHT tHINGS fOR tHE [w] rONG rEASONS.  iNFOS 'bOUT tHIS cOLLY  ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ gRAPHIC aRTIST : dAtA^pDX cOSTYLERS : mOGUE, kARMA, 2fAST pERSONEL iNFOS : 16, mALE rEAL nAME : cHILDREN-sLAUGHTER oRIG. sEIZE : 24.589 bYTES oRIG. lENGTH : oo1o92 lINES “ g “ r “ e “ e “ t “ i “ n “ g “ s ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ gO eSPECIALLY oUT tO : sTYLE wARS, sNOW, rOFOE, mARKY, rONIN mAJOR tOM, dEIGER, mARIO, -sLIME!, sAL oNE, mARC, fLOZZY, wOZZY, rELIEF, sPELLBINDER,wISHBRINGER, sKELETON, pOSEIDON!, mCI 8), vAN hAUSER, sKYWALKER lUNCWILL, sHADOWER, fURY,mOGUE eCS, tOM, aND oF cOZ tO YOU! ©mESSYS©gO©oUT©tO©tHESE©fOLKS© ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ sLIME,mOGUE,mARIO.. hOPE wE'LL mEET uS sOON!?! sNOW zAHLST dU dIE 5o.- ? -¯ sAL oNE pLEASE kICK cAPT. pICARD^gERMAY oUT oF yAR sYSTEM! hE'S fUCKIN' lAME! tHX! sTYLE wARS tO lOUSY fOR wORDS ;) hEY, nUR eIN wITZ sCHAU lIEBER, dASS diE bbS lAUEFT =) mOGUE yOPS! tHX iN aDVANCE fOR dA aSCIIS! pRIDE wHERE iS dA tRSI-cD? “ h “ a “ t “ r “ e “ d ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ gOES oUT tO diZ pERSONS [lIKE aLWAYS :) ] wHIZ^lGC sTEVE^lGC pULSEMAN^bNT tHE dODGER^dC1 cAPT. pICARD^gERMANY “ p “ l “ a “ c “ e “ s “ t “ r “ e “ a “ c “ h “ m “ e “ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ lITHIUM, dEATH ROW, bOONDOCKS, sPIRIT oF SOUL, hOMELESS, sPIRITUAL rEALITY, tHE cHANNEL, mETAL cONNEXTION, sKY tOWER, oASIS, dIAL hARD,... oR aNY eLITE bBS sYSTEM yA sEE mE aT! dON'T bE sHY! jUST dROP mE a mAIL tHERE! ______ .//_____\, \\ ¦.¦ / _\\_-_/_. iF yA cAN sHOOT, sHOOT - ( / : \ \ / / : \ \ dON't tALK! \,_,_,:,_,_\/`). | | | (//\\ .-./,,_|__,,\.-. \\ dA!`------`-------' ` !hOPIN' sOMEONE uSES tHIS aSCIIS! bYE ,.. dAtA^pDX ____ \ // .--\//--------------------------------------------------------------. ¦ ... aND fINALLY, hERE wE gO wITH tHE bBS aDDIES! ¦ ¦ /\\ ¦ `-------------------------------------------------------------/__\\-'