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ØâM÷Ø~ \/\ / lØØ~ · eXILE tHE kETAMA aDDICT! . \¯ ~ | · _:_ \|/ _ _|_ _ \\\ /// | _:_ \\ // _\ /_ ·)_ T _(· _\:/_ \\ // _ ) ( _ -/// : \\\- \ ½ / //_°_\\ .°T°, | _|_ \ / ^ __ _____/\\/____________/.______ _ _·_\ \/ // | ! _ _ _____ ____ ____ ________ \ (____ __\ \/_ /_) __/___\ / /__ \ \/ \______ _/\_ / .\\----/-----^----------^----------//. ¡ -nM$/sOS! __|_ _ _______ ___________/\ _____\ `-' /\\/ ¯¯ Again one boring wednesday afternoon. The time was here to make a visit at my grand royal and hos bro's called Exile and Red Demon. And me, well just the simple soul called mSW. After I ditched my parents at the terror tuin of the camping, I jumped in the car and drove towards the center of insanity called 'Apeldoorn' the road was rough but I was tougher. Suddenly I noticed I already past the place to be so I put the car in reverse and headed back. Finally I was there. Jumped out of the car and walked to the door. Outside hos camera's had already noticed me and Red Demon flet out the back door while Exile was kindly enough to open the door. Finally the Mswer was inside. You could see that this was a House Of Structure. I noticed sum psychic movie was beeing watched by the Demon. It was about an insane madman called John. I think that it was a hidden bro or sumthing, sumkind of family movie. Whoow, this dood is really sick, he kills people in sumkind of unrandom order. The seven sins dude, exile says. Well that explains a lot. Finally the movie is over. Well, pretty need I guess. Suddenly the demon remembered he had to return on of his 'stolen' cd's. So we jumped in my car again and drive to the so called city. And guess what, Red forgets to take the cd with him. So almost for 'jan lul' we had been to the center. And the rain was falling down in a rapid beat, kinda 188 like! After that short break we headed back to the hos place. It surely looks different like my sos place but it is kinda need to be here. The only thing I miss is a LONG NORMAL SPACEBAR on this machine, and one extra cpu thingy for our pal Exile. Hmm, next week we will go to Bizarre'96 I think. Well I'm only traveling there if my friend Krimson has the time to go with me. The party place is sumwhere far downunder in the netherlands, kinda sucks but life stinks. ************************************************************************** Extra , extra.... Instant idea has raised the room by the weird mind of red Demon. It is about a contest. Exile's sick mind must cum up with a question... What will it be, If ya guessed it right, ya win... A FREE ASCII LOGO FROM ALL THE FREAKS IN THIS ROOM.. Well ya know who we are by now.. Or don't ya?? ************************************************************************** Continue normal crap : Well next weekend is kinda bussy. Bizarre'96 The monthly freaks meeting in the middle of sumwhere. Msw's bowling finals. And much more, so I will have to choose where to go. But where ever we go it will always be fun. )- Word lid van de dierenbescherming!!!! (- Hmm, the thing that catched my eye was that there were no evedence of sum stolen danoontje lieing around Demon's place. This is one clever dude. Perhaps we should investigate sum more.... .... .. . Suddenly I noticed sumthing important. It seems that this room has been invaded by SMURFS. Those little blue creatures are all around Red's keyboard. I think that they are looking for sumkind of leader since the RED (hehehe) smurf had kicked the bucket. So Red Demon is teaching them how to make cewl ascii packs. So if ya see a lot of demon's packs in a while do not be surprised if yar looking at sum smurfs creations instead of the master himself. _/\____________/\_ /_ ___ ___ _\ ^ The Red Demon Smurf Clone. / / . \__/ . \ \ / \ )____/\____( / \ _/ _/ \_ \_ \ \ )______( / / \ \ / / \_ `----------. _/ \ / \____________/ Okay, over and out [of here] ______________ _________ .______ .\\ ._ ,\\ _) ______|_ /. | _|\_ // __/_____ ./ ._\ | __________ l_ / ___/ \| \| | | /_. /_ \\_______\\_________\ |_______l______|  .| .   /_______| . || | : | .______ _________ /___. __________ _________ _____|_ /. \ _) _______/ .|/ . \._\ ._ \. ./ ._\ | / __/___\ / || |. | |\ | | | |/ \| _ / |l_ || _l_ l/ | l______l______\_________\______\\ _ ||\__________/ /____/ _| . +sD+ \/ _| /_____\ | /______\ . | / | |_ . ________|  /______________/_______________________________\ / . Due to the great response from the aski-scene (we got hundreds of millions of letters about the great style and complex stories) on our first HOSSOS release we decided to release another Quality (with that big Q) release for you to enjoy heavily.Hopefully your response will be even greater than last time and i will get even MORE respects in all the famous aski-bombers packs, so i will raise in the list of mOSt rEspEctEd aSCII-aRTISTZ by Punk (hi there). Nay, i'm just braggin'... we ain't got no response what-so-ever from anybody except from some sysop who deleted it with the message " this is junk!". Well, he was right, thats why we release it, cos i like junk, thats the only thing that makes this aski scene worth doin' these days (spoken like a true oldskool ascii-artist huh?.. well, i'm not so...). I just came up with a big idea, which is to write out a contest... yess folks you can all join in on this superb event, thats is goin' down a few lines down from here, so better move ya're eyes, rite now... ___ _ ______ __ ____ . _\\ //_ // . \ _ ____ __ _ / . °/| sum voice: This is your host for tonight, _)_______ V _______(_ | lets hear it for it Ben Dover!!! \¼)_ .».//:\\.«. _(½/ : crowd: ... jippy ... `_ /__°'/_ _\`°__\ _' . sum voice: umm, yess, well, lets get on /__ \ / \ / __\ with "Wheel of Morgue-Tune " (tm)!!! _____ / . \/ \/ \ _____ crowd: ... yeah ... _\\ //_ \ ^ / _\\ //_ \ /_ ' _\ / Ben: Hi there, ladies and gentlemen, are \ )_ ,__ _( / you ready to play "Wheel of Morgue-Tune"? _^ \ / / crowd: ... um ... | \___/ __ _ Ben: Well, YOU are tonight contestent and Ben Dover _ \\º : and hopefully you will be able to answer  j___| these following simple questions. ~ Lets get this show going! Ben: Question number one is: Q 01. Who was the first President of Zaire? A 01: _____________________________________ Q 02: Why is Snoop Doggy Dog standin' on that stoopid roof, in the even more lame video "What's your name..."? A 02: ____________________________________________________________ Q 03: Which picture is on flippo # 383? A 03: ____________________________________________________________ Q 04: What's Delite's special choosen nick name by the other freaks? A 04: ______________________________________________________________ Q 05: How did Nintendo tried to protect their Ultra-64 games?? A 05: ________________________________________________________ Ben: Well, that wasn't that hard now was it? If YOU think you know it all, send your answers to me at Boondocks, and you might win the following. < Drum Roll ? > An all expansions paid hotel in Hawaii, near the HOS-summer hideout.. umm, no thats not it.. o yah, here it is... you will get a name logo, made by the almighty MSW, the mightier Exile, and from that lousy creep Red Demon!!! Ain't that nice folks? crowd: ... jippiy ... sum voice: so enter this great compo and dial Boondocks... 50 c/p min... _______ ___ ___ ___ _ ___ _______ ___________________ _) . (_) ( (_) (_(_)_) (_ _) . (_ ___ _) \ _) / ) / /___\ __/___\ _) / ¯| |. e x i l e \ \_____/ / / \_ / \_____/ :| l:_____________________l l | | l / l l____l `---------'----l l---------'---------'---------'rDm `----' ok, this is exile, and i had to tik some tekst too. actually, i'm completely without inspiration today, but i had to add something to this meaningless lousy pack too :) well, msw and red demon just finished their part, and now there's a free machine left for me to work on. on the background bodycount is playing one of their best songs called born dead. red demon went out of his mind about 10 minutes ago after he discovered his package of logo's other artists made for him got lost. now he had to search through his complete harddrive for a "red demon" logo. well, luckily he found one pretty fast. hmmm, last weekend i went to "a campingflight to lowlands festival" where i met guardian/tfa accidentily. the festival kicked ass, and i'm definitely going again next year. i guess i have to drag red demon with me next time. red demon was so smart to forget to bring the cd with him we were supposed to return to the library when we went to town. when we almost got there he noticed he didn't took it with him. luckily i had to go to town anyway to pick my cigarettes at my work, so we didn't go there for nothing. downtown, i proposed the other two criminals to play some daytona racing, though they were so addicted to their computers they wanted to get back to red demon's place immediately. some fun eh? :) well, no time for greetings and/or messages this time, just look out for my upcoming ascii colly, which will be called "scene of crime". it'll be out in a week or two. bibi! -- exile ^ grand royal . . .. ::: .::..:. . ...:::::. ·::::. .::: .::::: .::: ..::::::·::::: .... ...::::::.::: .::::::::.::: .______________.:::··_____:::·..:::::::__..::::::::::::::._::::·___·:::·__. | ..::::. .::::... .::·.:::· ::::.::::·· ·:::.::::::::· .... | | .:::··::··. · :::: .:::·.::::· ::::::: :::::::·::::· ..::::::::.| |:::· · ::: ::::.::· .:::::. :::::: .:::::: .::: .:::·· ··::::. :::: .:::· :::::· ...::::::::..:::::::::::::::::::· ::::::· :::: ::::. ..::::· :::::::::·:::: ··::::· :::: :::: ·:::· :::: |·:::::·:::·.:::::______:::.____..____::::. .:.___·::::___.:._________::::| :::::· :::: ::::::::·· ··::::· ·::::.·:::::.....::::: .::::· :::: ····· ·::::· ··:::::::·· .:::· :· ·:· :::: :::· MSW: see HOSSOS-1.txt.. plz? .::: ·::· EXILE: doetie nie aan... · Red Demon: dag mam! ..:.. ::· .:. ...... ::· .:::::..: .::::::::: ...::::: .:::··:::::· :_____________:.__.::··___·:::::_..:::::..____.:::···:::__:::·____::·_____. | ..:::.. ::.::· :::::::·· ·:::. .:::· :::.::· :· | | ::::··:::. :::: ::::::: ::::.::· :::::· ... | | ::::· ·:::: .: .::·:::: . ..::::.::· .::::: ..::··::: | | :::: ·· ::: ..::·· :::::.·······..::: .::.::: ..::· ::: | |_::::_______:._::::··_____.::::::::::::··::::..:::·_::::.::·_.______:::__| ·::: ::··::::.....::·· ·::::·· ·::· ·:::....::: : ·::: ::· ::: ····· ··:::::· ·:::...::: ::: ··::::· :· Nup! for the Red Demon logo in the intro · Insane Madman for the Exile logo also in the intro : Nemes!s for the Msw logo, above his text | Speed Devil for the Red Demon logo somewhere else in : this file | Desoto for the nice greets logo and the creds logo | shown above _ __|____ ___ _ : . @BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZ «------------------------------------------» : ___ ________________________ ______ : : ) (__) _ () ___( ___( _ (/ ___(mSW: : / _ \ | \___ \___ \ | \___ \ : : `--^--'-----'-----'-----'-----'-----' : ^==========================================^ : Super Frietjes in je anus spraycanpistol : : [ eXILE/gR! ^ mSW/sOS ^ rED dEMON/hOS ] : `==============================[T.O.sOOn]==' @END_FILE_ID.DIZ