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[rW] `.' tRiPPiNG dAiSY - i gOT a gIRL - sHE iS sO sMALL i gOT a gIRL - sHE'LL kNOCK dOWN aNY wALL i gOT a gIRL - sHE'S mY bEST fRiEND i gOT a gIRL - sHE wON'T eVEN hOLD mY hAND aCTUALLY, sHE wILL - wHICH cAN bE rEALLY cONFUSiNG.. · . . · :--------------------------- p r e f a c e -----------------------------: ¦ ... ... :·····. ¦ ¡ So... Here I am.. rINCEWiND .. sORRY! I mean ..: : :.:.:... : ! kING rINCEWiND .. with my first ever Ascii ... :...: :..: : . Collection.. maybe my last, may be the : : ...... .....:... beginning of something hUGE. I'm not trying to : : : ...:..:.. :..: be a god of Ascii, there are plenty of artists : :.: :..:..: : ....... out there 1oo times better than me. I was just :.. :....: : ... : sitting on my butt, bored, thinking of jULiE : .... ... :.:.: : and had this thought.. nay, a feeling, Hell! ..:....: :.:.:...: : it was a mOTHERfUCKiNG pREMENiTiON bABY! ... it :.: ........: : ..... : made my head spin, my fingers twitch and my ... :....... :.:...:.: bottom go all of a quiver.. It was the fact : : .... :....: ..:.. that jULiES initials also stood for `Just : :.. : :...... :.: : another bird' .. so I decided to do a colly to :.. : :........:......: celebrate this almighty discovery! : :..........: .............................................: ... :.. ... : : : .....: : ... rIGHT! you know the reason behind the colly, : :...:..:......: : : and so I guess u wanna know about jULiE now.. :.. :..: ... : : well, what can I say ..? its 2am, middle :........: :....: : of January- you've just finished changing that ... ... ... ...: botched bit of Ansi on the BBS that EVERY user : :. : : ... : :..:.. has complained about at least twice - and you : :.: : : : :. :.: go to shut the curtains.. wait.. outside.. :..... : :.:..: ..... its been snowing. everything is covered in ... : :...: ...:...: this beautiful white blanket- everything seems ..:.: :.......: :.. so clean. outside is suddenly so pure. ahhhh, : : .... ..........:.. it makes you feel warm inside, doesn't it? : :.: :.:.. :.: haha! thats NOTHiNG. jULiE is better. : .......:.:.. eVERYtHING about her makes me feel like this- : :... ..:.:.: .... the way she covers her top teeth with her :....:.: : :...:..: bottom lip when you take the piss, the way she ... : :.....: is always so happy, she insists on saying : : :............... `Backeds' instead of `backwards' ... but theres : :...... ..... : one problem in this relationship.. that is, :...... : : :..: like, there isn't one.. we're just good ...: :...:.... friends- rEAL good friends... we get on BETTER ..:.. ... :...: than any couple I could name- but we're jUST :.: :.:.: .... good friends. and I'm cRAZY about her. wHATS ... :......: : a gUY tO dO?!?.. We had a plan, me and eCCY- : : ..... :.. we take her out, get her completely : :..:.. : ..... :.: obliterated.. wait for the slow dances.. then :... :.: :.:.. : .: bAMM!! 1 problem.. slow dances were at 2am... ..:... : :.:..: I was totally rat-arsed by 1, and the bouncers :.: :....: ..:... decided I was in an unfit state to be in their .... ..... ...: :..: drinking establishment, and so spend the next : : :...:..: .... hour tossing my cookies outside.. yEAH!! in : : :....: : the bloody SNOW and shit.. they came out an ..: :.............:... hour later.. just after embaressing situations : ... ... :·····. : : involving me a) DEMANDING 7up from a burger van :..: : :.:.:... : :..: which only actually sold Pepsi & Sunkist b) me ... :...: :..: : demanding it snow INSTANTLY, and c) me telling : : ...... .....:... everyone (including the bouncers) that I lived : : : ...:..:.. :..: in Birmingham and am a foreign exchange student : :.: :..:..: : ....... anyway! umm, they came out (eCCY & jB)- just :.. :....: : ... : as I felt better.. then she kissed me (on the : .... ... :.:.: : cheek- I stunk of cHUCK) goodnight ... :....: :.: :...:...: then I went back to eCCYS (after hurling in his .... ............:... plantpot, outside toilet, and, apparently on :..:.:...... ... :..: his cat) and slept the best night of my life... :.:... : : : and the next friday..? lets just say- ... :..: `·:·:············································. : :... ...: : aLL pEOPLE wITH gINGER hAIR mUST dIE. ....:...... ..:... :...:... `········································' :.....: : : :.. :..: ... .... fucking GINGER. what does someone with GINGER : :....: .......: :.:..: hair have going for them that isn't cancelled :.........: : out by the fact that there hair is GINGER?! :............................... : Last year Tetsuo / uLTiMA came down to my place : ... ... ....... to spend a few nights- have a rip with the old :..: : :.:.:... : modem, and meet some of the tELFORD gUYS!- we ... :...: :..: : decided to release an ascii colly, so we had : : ...... .....:... to create a style, go through a stack of other : : : ...:..:.. :..: peoples collys to get some Ideas, see what we : :.: :..:..: : ....... would have to do to get a credible one out... :.. :....: : ... : I just looked at it.. it was bloody TERRIBLE. : .... ... :.:.: : it took 2 days, we were up until 6am adding ..:....: :.:.:...: : the final touches- and looking back, most of :.: ........: : ..... : them we were too drunk/tired to complete- maybe ... :....... :.:...:.: in six months time I'll look back and see the : : .... :....: ..:.. same here..? maybe I'll think Julie was a dog, : :.. : :...... :.: : maybe we'll be engaged..? Hey! I'm being way :.. : :........:......: too serious- I'm kewl really.. got a sense of : : ........:... humour and stuff.. =) .. oki .. check out this :.:..:.......: : . colly anyway- cheers for all your requests. :..: ....: : :...: · :---------------------- s t i l l t h e r e ? ------------------------: ¦ ¦ ¡ ! I started this colly with 1 v. bad (looking back) style, I developed a better one, which MOST logos are done in, and then that was developed a bit, and again.. so the BEST styles were only used for the last few logos.. 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... iTS /X! . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. aMiGA eLiTE |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eaLL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: .---------------------------------------------------------------------. | hEY! bILL gATES! tHE sTUFF iN tHiS cONF iS mORE lIKELY tO rUN oN a | | pEEcEE tHAN yOUR wINDOWS `95 eFFORTS! | `.-------------------------------------------------------------------.' | | | _____ ________ __ _____ ______ _____ ___ __ ___ ______ | | | _ Y _ _ Y__) __/| _ / | _ Y / (__Y /_ | _ / | | | | 7 | | 7 7 | 7 | 7 | __7| |--| 7 __7| __7_ | | | _ | | | | | · | _ | | | | | | | | 7 | | | | | |__| | |__j | | |__| | · | · | | · | · | | | `--' `--^--' `--^-----^--' `-----^-----'--^-----^-----' | | | | | .^-------------------------------------------------------------------^. | 1oo% wAREZ! · o-3 dAYS oNLY! · uSE yER hEAD! | `-----------------------------------------------------------------[rW]' . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. aSCII cONFERENCE |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: _____ _____ _____ __ __ | _ Y __Y _ Y__)__) | | 7___ 7 |__j 7 7 ----------------------------------------. | _ | | | | | | | | | |__| · | · | | | | `--' `-----^-----^--^--' | | _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ ______ | | _ 7 _ Y _ Y __ Y _ Y _ Y _ Y _ Y _ Y _ / | | |__j | 7 | 7 __7| __7| | 7 __7| | 7 |__j __7_ `-[rW]- | | | | | | | | | | | |--| | | | | | | | | | · | · | |__j | | · | | | · | |__j · | · | `-----^-----^--' `--' `-----^--' `-----^--' `-----^-----' . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. bBS-aDDS |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: .···············. : : _____ _____ ______ ______ ___ __ ______ | _ /| _ /| __/ | _ /__| /__| Y __/ | | _7 | _7___ 7__| | 7 _ 7 _ 7___ 7 | _ | _ | | (__) _ | | | | | | | | | | | | · | | |__| · | · | · | `-----^-----^-----' `--' `-----^-----^-----' sMASHiNG! iTS a cONFERENCE fULL oF aDDS! : : `···········[rW]' . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. bUY & sELL |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: · · | iTS tHE eX-cAR bOOT sALE mERCHANDiSE! | _____ __ __ ___ _____ ______ ___ _____ _____ ___ ___ | | _ /.--| Y Y / | _ Y _ /__| / | __Y _ Y / | / | | | _7 | 7 · 7 | | 7 | 7 _ 7 l___ 7 __7| |--| |--. | _ | | |--| | | _ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | · | ` | | |__| |__j · | | · | · | · | · | `-----^-----'-----' `--' `--' `-----' `-----^-----^-----'-----' | pSST! gUVNER! wANT sOME cHEAP lARD? tOP qUALiTY..? [rW] | | · tHE sYSOP tAKES nO rESPONSiBiLITY fOR tHiS sHiT! · . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. cD rOM |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: ______ ___ _____ _____ _________ | _ / __| / | _ Y _ Y _ _ / .------- | |__7 | _ 7 | | 7 | 7 | | 7 ------. | | | |_| | |_| |--| | | | | | | `------- | · (_) · (_) | | · | | |__j --[rW]' `-----' `-----' `--' `-----^--^--' iN hIS cONSTANT fIGHT tO sHOW hIS sUPERiORiTY, tHE sYSOP hAS gOT hIMSELF a c.D rOM dRiVE! . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. cODERS cONF |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. pROLiX |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: _____ ______ __ _____ _____ ______ | _ 7 _ /__| Y _ Y _ Y __/ 1o pRINT "hELLO!" | |__j | 7 _ 7 __7| | 7___ 7 -------. 2o gOTO 1o | | | | | | | | | |--| | | | . | · | · | · | · | | | · | | | `-----^-----^-----^-----^--' `-----' | _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ ______ | _ 7 _ Y _ Y __ Y _ Y _ Y _ Y _ Y _ 7 _ / | |__j | 7 | 7 __7| __7| | 7 __7| | 7 |__j __7_ | | | | | | | | | | | |--| | | | | | | | | .--- | · | · | |__j | | · | | | · | |__j · | · | ---. | `-----^-----^--' `--' `-----^--' `-----^--' `-----^-----' [rW] `---------------------------------------------------------------------' . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. cONFtOP |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. rEAL mCcOY |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: _____ _____ _____ ______ __ _____ ______ .------------ | _ 7 _ Y _ Y __ /| 7_ | _ Y _ / --------------. | | |__j | 7 | 7 __7 | __7| | 7 ! 7 | `------------ | ! | ! | | | | | ! 7 ! | ___j ----------[rW]' |_____j_____l__j--l__j l_____j_____j__j . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. cONSOLES |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ __ _____ ______ | _ 7 _ Y _ Y __Y _ Y | | _ Y __/ .····: | |__j | 7 | 7___ 7 | 7 |--| __7l___ 7 :····. : | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | : : | · | · | |__j · | · | · | · | · | : : `-----^-----^--' `-----^-----^-----'-----^-----' : : : : iCH! pLASTiC bOXES aND mANGA cHARACTERS eVERYWHERE! : : : `·························································[rW]' . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. dEMOS |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: __ _____ ________ _____ ______ __| Y _ Y _ _ Y _ Y __/ | _ 7 __7| | | 7 | 7___ 7 .·· | | | | | | | | | | | | ··. : | · | · | | |__j · | · | : : `-----^-----^--^--' `-----^-----' : :····································[rW]: : sHOW eM wHAT tHE aMiGA cAN dO! : `·· wE dON'T nEED nO n·f·a sLIDESHOWS! ··' . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. dISCmAGS |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: __ __ _____ ______ ________ _____ ____ ______ __| Y__) __Y _ / | _ _ Y _ Y __7| __/ | _ 7 7___ 7 |__7__| | | 7 | 7 | 7___ 7 .······ | | | | | | | (__) | | | _ | · | | | ·····. : | · | | · | · | | | |__j |__| | · | : : `-----^--^-----^-----' `--^--' `--' `-----^-----' : `·····························································[rW]' iTS tHE sCENE iNFO-cENTRE! . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. dOOM |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: . . .-. | | . . ; . .. | |/:.`| |/|/l.|/./ .`. \.( · /||`:' :. '`-.. /· gRAB yER cHAiNSAW ___\.| `--. `-. __ _____ _____ _________ |/'- dOOM aND cHEW uP ."" __| Y _ Y _ Y _ _ / _'. _`. | _ 7 | 7 | 7 | | 7 =.:, dOOM ][ sOME cACO-dEMONS `--. | | | | | | | | | | l_._ _j | · | · | · | | |__j --'. hERETiC `/. `-----^-----^-----^--^--' ,.\ /.. . [rW]..:` '/|./ |:·|/| ..`.\|.`...`\ \ `\` ' `||' ` `' ` ·d·O·O·M·!· ·s·H·A·K·A·L·A·K·A·!· . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. dOWNlOAD |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: __ ______ __ _____ ___ _____ ______ ___ __| Y _ /--.--| | _ Y / | _ Y _ /__| / ····················. | _ 7 | 7 | | | | 7 |--| | 7 | 7 _ 7 sUBSCRiPTiONS aRE : | | | | | | · | | | | | | | _ | | | oNLY 20 uKP a mONTH : | · | · | · .__j |__j · | · | |__| · | ····················' `-----^-----^--^--' `--' `-----^-----^--' `-----' ::::: ·:::::::::· ·:::::· ·:· [rW] . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. eMULATORS |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: _____ _________ __ ___ _____ ___ _____ _____ ______ | _ Y _ _ /--| Y / | _ Y /_ | _ Y _ Y __/ .···· | __7| | | 7 | 7 |--| | 7 __7| | 7 | 7___ 7 ····. : | | | | | | | | | | _ | | 7 | | |--| | | : : | · | | |__j · | · | |__| · | · | | | · | : : `-----^--^--' `-----'-----'--' `-----^-----^--' `-----' : : : : sPECTRUM · cOMMiDORE 64 · gAMEbOY : : : : : : bORED wITH yOUR aMiGA?! tIME tO uPGRADE?! iTS 8 bIT hEAVEN! : `································································[rW]' . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. fILMS & tV |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: .------------------------------------------------------------. _____ __ ___ ________ ______ _____ ______ ___ ___ ___· | __ Y__) / | _ _ Y __/ | _ Y _ /__| / | /_ | /--. | __7| 7 |--| | | 7___ 7 | | 7 | 7 _ 7 | __7 | | 7 | | | | | | | | | | | | _ | | | | | | | 7| · | | | | | · | | |__j · | | |__| |__j · | | · (_) | `--' `--^-----'--^--' `-----' `--' `--' `-----' `-----' `---' `--------------------------------------------------------[rW]' "oH! i'M sORRY!- dID i bREAK yOUR cONCENTRATiON?!" . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. gAMEbOY |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: aNNOYiNG tUNES aHOY! iTS tHE _____ _____ ________ _____ _____ _____ __ ___ | __/| _ Y _ _ Y _ Y _ /| _ Y Y / .------ | | 7 | 7 | | 7 __7| | _7 | 7 · 7 -------. | | · | _ | | | | | | _ | | |--| | | `------ | | |__| | |__j · | | | · | ` | ---[rW]' `-----^--' `--^--' `-----^-----^-----^-----' cONFERENCE! tHE cONSOLE tHAT bOUGHT a wHOLE nEW mEANiNG tO tHE pHRASE `hAND hELD fUN' . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. gAMES |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: tHERE cOMES a tIME wHEN yOU'VE hAD eNOUGH oF nCOMM, cED, oPUS aND /X aND yOU jUST wANNA pLAY sOME .---------. | ¤¤ ¤¤ ¤ | ____ _____ ________ _____ ______ | °°°° ° | | __7. _ Y _ _ Y _ Y __/ | . | | | 7 | 7 | | 7 __7|___ 7 | - - - - | | · | _ | | | | | | | | | ^ | | | |__| | |__j · | · | `---------' `-----^--' `--^--' `-----^-----' [rW] . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. gLAMOUR |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: .-· ·-. | hEY! mOM! lOOK wHAT cONF lITTLE dAViES jUST jOiNED! | `-· ·-' _____ ___ _____ ________ ______ __ ______ | __/| / | _ Y _ _ Y _ /--| Y _ / | | 7 |--| | 7 | | 7 | 7 | 7 | 7 | · | | | _ | | | | | | | | |--' | | · | |__| | |__j · | · | | `-----^-----'--' `--^--' `-----^-----'--' [rW] lOTS oF wOMEN iN lINGERiE iS tHAT yOUR mOM? sMELLY tROUTS aNYONE? . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. gRAPHiCS |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: _____ _____ _____ ______ __ __ _____ ______ | __/. _ Y _ Y _ /--| 7__) _ Y __/ .··········· | | 7 | 7 | 7 | 7 · | 7 |__j___ 7 ···········. : | · | |--| _ | ___j _ | | | | | | : : | | | | |__| | | |__j | · | · | : : `-----^--' `--' `--' `--' `--^-----^-----' : : :. : : :::. nO gRAPHs- bUT lOTS oF iCS (aND a lITTLE cREAM) : : :::::. : `··································································[rW]' . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. hARDwARE |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: __ _____ ______ ___ __ _____ _____ ______ .--| Y _ Y _ /__| /--.--| | _ Y _ Y _ / .···· | | | | 7 | 7 _ 7 | | | | 7 | 7 __7_ ····. `···· | _ | _ | |--| | | | · | _ | |--| | | ····' | |__j |__| | | · | · .__j |__| | | · | [rW] `--' `--' `--' `-----^--^--' `--' `--' `-----' iTS sHAiTANS uNDERpANTS! . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. hPA |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. gIZMO |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: __ _____ _____ __ ___ .--| 7 _ Y _ 7 7 / | · | | 7 |__j · _7 ··············································. | _ | _ | | | | wHOA! iTS aN aRCHiVE oF aLL tHE rEALLY : | |__j |__| · | | | oLD oR fOREiGN pHONE pHREAKiNG tECHNiQUES! : `--' `--' `-----^--^--' nOT fORGETiNG eACH tXT fILE fROM tHE jOLLY : ______ __ _____ _____ _____ __ ___ rOGER cOOKbOOK uPLOADED : | _ /--| Y _ Y _ Y _ Y 7 / sEPERATLY aND uNDER 4 dIFFERENT : | | 7 · | | 7 __7| | 7 · _7 fILE nAMES! : | ___j _ | |--| | | _ | | : | | | |__j | | · | |__| | | tHE sYSOP aCCEPTS nO : `--' `--' `--' `-----^--' `--^--' rESPONSiBiLiTY fOR aNY : _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ __ __ ___ fILES hERE oR tHE rESULTS : | _ Y _ Y _ Y _ Y _ 7--| 7 Y / oF aNYONE aCTiNG uPON tHEM : | | 7 | 7 | 7 | 7 |__j · | · 7 : | _ | | | _ | |--| | | _ |--| | ························[rW]' | |__| |__j |__| | | · | |__j ` | `--' `--' `--' `--' `-----^--' `-----' .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. kLONDiKE cARDSETS |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: __ __ ___ _____ ______ __ __ __ __ ______ | 7 Y / | _ Y _ /__| Y__) 7 Y _ / ························. | · _7 |--| | 7 | 7 _ 7 7 · _7 __7_ ·s·N·A·P·!· : | | | | | | | | | | | | | | : | | | · | · | |__j · | | | | · | i bLOODY hATE tHIS gAME : `--^--^-----'-----^--' `-----^--^--^--^-----' : : _____ _____ ______ ___ _____ _____ ___ ______ : | _ Y _ Y _ /__| / | __Y _ Y /_ | __/ : | |__j | 7 | 7 _ 7_|___ 7 __7| __7|___ 7 : | | | _ | |--| | (_) | | | | | | | | `[rW]·············· | · | |__| | | · | | · | · | · | · | `-----^--' `--' `-----' `-----^-----^-----^-----' . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. mAiN mENU |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: ________ _____ __ ______ ________ _____ ______ ___ .------- | _ _ Y _ Y__) _ / | _ _ Y _ Y _ /--| / -------. | | | | 7 | 7 7 | 7 | | | 7 __7| | 7 | 7 | `------- | | | | _ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ---[rW]' | | |__j |__| | |__j | | |__j · | |__j · | `--^--' `--' `--^--' `--^--' `-----^--' `-----' sTEAK & cHiPS cHiCKEN & sPUDS cHEESEY fEET sOUP oF tHE dAY (hAYWAiNE) . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. mODULES |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: ________ ______ ___ __ ___ _____ ______ | _ _ Y _ /__| /--| Y / | _ Y __/ -------------------------. | | | 7 | 7 _ 7 | 7 |--| __7|___ 7 lOTS oF aNNOYiNG | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | bLiPS aND bLOPS! | | | |__j · | · | · | · | · | · | | `--^--' `-----^-----^-----'-----'-----^-----' ---------------------[rW]' · nO rIPPED gAME mODULES! ·  ×2 fOR yOUR oWN wORK · . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. mULTi nODE |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. rEAL mCcOY |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: _________ __ __ __ __ _____ ______ __ ______ | _ _ /--| Y | | 7_ (__) | _ Y _ /__| Y _ / .····· | | | 7 | 7 |--| __7| 7_| | 7 | 7 _ 7 __7_ ·····. `····· | | | | | | | 7 (_) | | | | | | | | ·[rW]' l__j__j--l_____j_____l_____j__j l__j--l_____j_____j_____j . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. mUSiC |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: _____________ _________ __ _____`__ ______ | | _ _ /--| Y __Y__) _ / | _____ | | | 7 | 7___ 7 7 |__j | \ | | | | | | | | | | | ---' \ / | | |__j · | · | | · | \/ `--^--' `-----'-----^--^-----' [rW] fROM tHE bLUEtONES tO tHE cHEMiCAL bROTHERS- wE gOT eM! . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. nEWS |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: .. iTS nEW, aND iTS gOT aN `s' oN tHE eND .. _____ ______ __ ______ | _ Y _ /--.--| Y __/ · ------- | | 7 __7| | | |___ 7 ------- · | | | | | | | · | | | | | | |__j · | · .__j · | | · ------- `--' `-----^--^--' `-----' --[rW]- · yOU hEARD iT hERE fIRST! bBS nEWS · sCENE nEWS · gROUP nEWS · aMiGA nEWS . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. nEW uSER vALiDATiON|--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: _____ ______ __ __ _____ _____ ______ | _ Y _ /--.--| |.--| Y __Y _ Y _ / | | 7 __7| | | || | 7___ 7 __7| | 7 [u]PLOAD a fILE ··· | | | | | | · || | | | | | | |--' [c]OMMENT tHE sYSOP | |__j · | · .__j| · | · | · | | [g]ET oUT! . `--' `-----^--^--' `-----'-----^-----^--' : : ___ _____ ___ __ __ _____ ___ __ _____ ______ : | /--| _ Y / (__)__| Y _ Y /_ (__Y _ Y _ / : | | 7 | 7 |--| 7 _ 7 | 7 __7| 7 | 7 | 7 : | · | _ | | | | | | _ | | 7 | | | | | `[rW]······ \ | |__| · | | · | |__| · | | · | |__j `---^--' `-----'--^-----^--' `-----^--^-----^--' . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. pEEcEE eLiTE |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. bILLS bUDDiES |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: yOU rEALISE yOUR jEOPORDiSiNG tHE fUTURE oF sOFTWARE dEVELOPMENT bY · tRADiNG tHiS sTUFF..? .. kEEP iT uP! mAKE bILL gATES pOOR! · | | | | | | · · _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ ______ _____ ___ __ ___ ______ | _ Y _ Y _ 7 _ 7 _ Y _ / | _ Y / (__) /_ | _ / | | 7 __7| __7| |__j __7| __7_ | __7| |--| 7 __7| __7_ | ___j | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | 7 | | | | | · | · | · | · | · | | · | · | | · | · | `--' `-----^-----^-----^-----^-----' `-----^-----'--^-----^-----' · [rW]· | | | o-4 dAYS · nO sHAREWARE · x3 fOR mAJORS | | | · · . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. pD/sHAREwARE |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: ______ ___ ______ __ _____ _____ ______ __ _____ _____ ______ | _ /__| / | __/--| 7 _ Y _ Y _ /--.--| | _ Y _ Y _ / | | 7 _ 7 _ l___ 7 · | | 7 | 7 __7| | | | | 7 | 7 __7_ | ___j | | (_) | | | _ | _ | |--| | | | · | _ | |--| | | | | | · | | · | |__j |__| | | · | · .__j |__| | | · | `--' `-----' `-----^--' `--' `--' `-----^--^--' `--' `--' `-----' | | | nO! cOPYRiGHTED sOFTWARE · nO! cRACK pATCHES · nO! tRAiNERS | | | `-----------------< jUST tHE tHOUGHT mAKES mE cRINGE! >-------------[rW]' . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. pRiVATE |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: .................................................... : _____ _____ __ ___ _____ __ _____ : _ _ :.... | _ Y _ Y__) /--| _ Y 7_ | _ / ....: °o° | | 7 | 7 7 | 7 | 7 __7| __7_ `-' | ___j |--| | · | _ | | 7 | | oO | | l | | |\ | |__| · | · | `--' `--' --' `--' `---^--' `-----^-----' [rW] tHiS cONFERENCE iS pRiVATE, fOR aCCESS oNLY bY tHE pEOPLE lISTED bELOW. 1. rINCEWiND. 2. rINCEWiND. .. etc .. . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. rEQUESTS |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: _____ _____ ______ __ _____ _____ ___ ______ | _ Y _ Y _ /--| Y _ Y __Y /_ | __/ .······· | | 7 __7| | 7 | 7 __7|___ 7 __7|___ 7 ········. : | |--| | | · .| | | | | | | | 7 | | : `······· | | | · |___ | · | · | · | · | · | ····[rW]' `--' `-----' `--^-----'-----^-----^-----^-----' oO `--' i wANT i wANT i wANT .. tHATS aLL i eVER hEAR.. . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. sCi-fI |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: _____ _____ __ _____ _____ _____ ______ | __Y _ 7__) _ Y _ Y _ Y _ / l___ 7 |__j 7 __7| | 7 |__j __7_ tO bOLDLY gO wHERE nO | | | | | | | | | | | | | | bALDY hAS bEEN bEFORE | · | · | | · | |__j · | · | `-----^-----^--^-----^--' `-----^-----' _____ __ _____ __ __ _____ ______ w·A·R·N·i·N·G | __ Y__) _ 7 7_ (__Y _ Y _ / | __7| 7 |__j __7| 7 | 7 | 7 tHE cONTENTS oF tHiS cONF | | | | | | | 7 | | | | | aRE 1oo% sHiTE! | | | | · | · | | · | |__j `--' `--^-----^-----^--^-----^--' [rW] . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. sYSOPS cONF |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: · · | | _____ __ __ _____ _____ _____ ______ _____ _____ _____ ______ | __Y Y Y __Y _ Y _ Y __/ | _ 7 _ Y _ Y __ / l___ 7 · 7___ 7 | 7 | 7___ 7 | |__j | 7 | 7 __7 | | |--| | | | | | ___j | | | | | | | | | | | · | ` | · | · | | | · | | · | · | |__j | `-----^-----^-----^-----^--' `-----' `-----^-----^--' `--' | [rW] | wOOOO! mR bIG-eGO hERE hAS sET uP hIS oWN cONFERENCE! wHIP wOO! aND hE's pUT aSCii & sHiT iN iT tOO... lOOK aT hIS sWELLiNG hEAD! _ | .-.|o| | | |o|| | | · `-'`-' · `------' . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. tEXT fILES |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: _____________________________________________ | | ___ ______ __ ___ _____ __ ___ _____ ______ | /_ | _ /--| Y /_ | __ Y__) / | _ Y __/ .--- | __7| __7| · _7 __7 | __7| 7 |--| __7|___ 7 ---. | | | 7 | :- _ 7 | 7 | | | | | | | | | | | | | · | · | |__j · | | | | | · | · | · | | | `-----^-----^--' `-----' `--' `--^-----'-----^-----' | | Oo | | oO | | `--' | sCENE wARS, gROUP sLAGGiNG aND aMiGA nEWS! | `--' | `--------' `----[rW]' . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. uFO & cONSPiRiCiES |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: u ___ ______ ______.-.____ u u d h u .--| / | __ /| _ /|/ __/ u d h d d | | 7_| __7_| | 7.___ 7 h u h h u | | (_) | (_) | || | | u d d u | · | | | | · || · | `-----' `--' `-----'`-----' _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ __ _____ __ _____ __ _____ ______ | _ 7 _ Y _ Y __Y _ Y__) _ Y__) _ Y__) _ Y __/ | |__j | 7 | 7___ 7 | 7 7 | 7 7 |__j 7 __7|___ 7 | | | | | | | | | ___j | |--| | | | | | | | | | · | · | |__j · | | | | | | | · | | · | · | `-----^-----^--' `-----^--' `--^--' `--^-----^--^-----^-----' [rW] hAhA! sUCKER! yOU'LL nEVER sLEEP aGAiN! . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. uPLOAD |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. eALL |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: .::. .::::::. .::::::::::. __ _____ ___ _____ ______ ___ ::::: .--| Y _ Y / | _ Y _ /__| / .······························ | | 7 | 7 |--| | 7 | 7 _ 7 : o-3 dAYS ·  rEAD tHE rULES! | | | ___j | | | | _ | | | `······························ | · | | | · | · | |__| · | `-----^--' `-----^-----^--' `-----' [rW] ...... ..... .... ... .. . gROUP lOGOS . .. ... .... ..... ...... . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| gROUP.. tHE dATA dIViSiON |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. jR. |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: wOW! mOMMY! lOOK wHAT __ __ ______ __ _____ __ ______ | 7_ .--| Y _ / __| Y _ Y 7_ | _ / | __7| · 7 __7_ | _ 7 | 7 __7| | 7 | | 7 _ | | | | | | _ | | 7 _ | | · | |__| · | | · | |__| · | |__| `-----^--' `-----' `-----^--' `-----^--' __ __ __ __ _____ __ _____ ______ [rW] __| Y__) |--(__) __Y__) _ Y _ / | _ 7 7 | 7 7___ 7 7 | 7 | 7 | | | | · | | | | | | | | | | · | |\ | | · | | · | |__j `-----^--' `---^--^-----^--^-----^--' rELEASED tODAY! . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. eLTECH |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. lITHiUM/eLTECH |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: _____ ___ ___ _____ _____ ___ ·w·e· ·h·a·t·e· | _ Y / | /_ | _ 7 _ 7--| / ·a·l·l· ·t·h·i·n·g·s· | __7| |--| __7| __7| |__j · | ·w·o·r·d·i·e· | | | | | | 7 | | | | _ | | · | · | · | · | · | |__j `-----^-----'-----^-----^-----^--' [rW] . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. fUSiON |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. iLLiCiT |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: __________ ______ _________________ ________________________ |.. ______/-----|.. |:· ____/_____).. _ /.. _ / .- |: ____7|·· |: |_____ 7.. 7: | 7: | 7 -. | | | |: | |:· | |: | | | | | | | | | | · | · | | · | |_____j | | `-----' `------------'-----------^-----^-----------^-----' | `------------------------------------------------------------------[rW]' . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. gRASShOPPER dVMNT1 |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. bL¡SS |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: ____ ____ ___ _____ _____ __ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ | __/| | \ / ._// ._/| _|-.| /| | | __/| | | \ | · j · |--. |--. || \_ \ · | ·__| ·__| _| | · j l____j_| \__\-l_____j_____j`--|__/____j__\ l__\ l____j_| \ `--' `--' ___ ____ ___ ____ ___ ____ ____ ___ ____ ___ ______ _\ || __/.-\ | __/| /_| /| | /-.| __/.-\ l __/ | _ || _| | · | _| | | | · | ·__| | _| | · || | l____jl____j\___j____j____l____j__\ | \_/ l____j \__jl__j [rW] `--'_/ `--' we can jump higher than you piss... . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. gRASShOPPER dVMNT2 |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. bL¡SS |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: _____ _____ _____ _____ ______ __ _____ _____ _____ _____ ______ | __/| _ Y _ Y __Y __/--| Y _ Y _ Y _ Y _ Y _ / | | 7 | 7 | 7___ 7___ 7 · | | 7 | 7 | 7 __7| | 7 | · | |--| _ | | | | | _ | | | ___j ___j | | |--' | | | | |__| · | · | |__j · | | | | | · | | `-----^--' `--' `-----^-----^--' `-----^--' `--' `-----^--' [rW] __ _____ ___ _____ ___ _____ _____ ________ _____ _____ ___ __| Y _ Y /--| _ Y / | _ Y _ Y _ _ Y _ Y _ Y /_ | _ 7 __7| | 7 __7| |--| | 7 | 7 | | 7 __7| | 7 __7 | | | | | · | | | | | | | ___j | | | | | | | | 7 | · | · |\ | · | · | · | | | | |__j · | |__j · | `-----^-----' `---^-----^-----'-----^--' `--^--' `-----^--' `-----' aNYoNE fOR cRiCKET? rW: You better use that Slogan now, I thought it was bloody EXCELLENT! . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. gRASShOPPER dVMNT3 |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. bL¡SS |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: __ ___ ___ ___ ___ _ ___ ___ ___ ___ ____ | _7| _ Y _ Y _Y _|-| Y _ Y _ Y _ Y _ Y _ 7 | | 7 | 7 | 7__ 7__ 7 · | | 7 | 7 | 7 _7| | 7 chitchitchit! | · | |-| _ | | | | | _ | | | __j __j | | |-' | | | | |_| · | · | |_j · | | | | | · | | we may be green, `---^-' `-' `---^---^-' `---^-' `-' `---^-' but your UGLY! _ ___ _ ___ _ ___ ___ _____ ___ ___ _ _| Y _ Y |-| _ Y | | _ Y _ Y _ _ Y _ Y _ Y 7 [rW] | _ 7 _7| | 7 _7| |-| | 7 | 7 | | 7 _7| | 7 _7 | | | | | · | | | | | | | __j | | | | | | | | 7 | · | · |\ | · | · | · | | | | |_j · | |_j · | `---^---' `-^---^---'---^-' `-^-' `---^-' `---' . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. tESKO |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. mAJiC mUSHROOM |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: · ·t·e·s·k·o· ·9·6· · | | | | _____ ____________________________ _____ ____________ |.. 7____ (.. ___ /:· ____/.. 7 Y.. _ / |: _____7|: _____7|_____ 7: · __7: | 7 | | 7 | |:· | | . 7 | | | · | · | · | | | · | `-----------^----------^-----------'-----^-----^-------[rW]' | | | | · wHERE gOOD wAREZ cOST lESS · . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. uLTiMA! |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. mA fRIENDS! |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: wHAT?! aNOTHER rELEASE fROM __ ___ ___ __ ________ ______ .--| Y / | /_ (__) _ _ Y _ / | | 7 |--| __7| 7 | | 7 | 7 | | | | | | 7 | | | | _ | | · | · | · | | | |__j |__| `-----'-----^-----^--^--^--' `--'[rW] ...sURE iS! tHiS tIME iTS... ...... ..... .... ... .. . fILE_iD's . .. ... .... ..... ...... . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| gROUP.. dATA dIViSiON iD |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. mA fRIENDS! |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: _____ __ ____ ___ ___ ______ __ l __| _|-.| __/_ _\ | \l __/ \ | | | \_ \ _| || · | · || | | · | l__j `--|__/____jl____j__\-'l__j |__\-' ___ _ ___ _ ____ _ ____ ___ _\ (_).-\ (_)_/ ._(_)l /.-\ | | · | / · | /--. | / · | · | l____l_j \___l_jl_____j_jl____j \__j `--'[rW] bRINGS yOU oN xx.xx.xx dISC [o1/o1] . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. dAT/uLT jOiNT |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. jR / sHAiTAN / mE |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: _ ___ _ ___ _ _ _ _ ___ _ ___ ___ _| Y _ Y 7 | _ 7 _| Y_) 7-(_) _Y_) _ Y _ 7 | _ 7 ! 7 _7| ! 7| _ 7 7 | 7 7__ 7 7 | 7 | 7 | ! | _ | ! 7 _ || ! | | · | | ! | | ! | | | l___j_j_j___j_j_jl___l_j\__j_j___j_j___j_j-' _ _ _ _ _____ ___ /| .-| Y 7 | 7 (_) _ _ Y _ 7 rELEASED /|/ | | 7 |-| _7| 7 | | 7 | 7 oN c/ | | | | | | 7 | | | | _ | ××.××.×× l___j___j___j_j_j_j-l_j_j [tITLE oF rELEASE] [rW] . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. gOLiC / uLT |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. gOLiC |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: ___ ___ __ _ ____ | _/| _ Y / (_) _ / [rW] | | 7 | 7 |-| 7 |_7 hE'S bIG! | · | | | | | | | | _ __ hE'S pINK! | | · | · | | · | (_)/- hE'S hAiRY! `---^---^---^-^---' _ __ __ _ _____ ____ pRESENTS .-| Y / | / (_) _ _ Y _ / | | 7 |-| _7| 7 | | 7 | 7 sQUEEZE iN | | | | | | 7 | | | | _ | nAME hERE!! | · | · | · | | | |_j |_| `---'---^---^-^-^-' `-' . .. . ... .---------------------------. : ::: : : ::: .---| lOGO.. jEI |--------= : ::: : ... : ::: =---------. `---| fOR.. jEI/uLT |--------= : ::: : ::: ::: =---------' `---------------------------' :.::' :.::' ::: . . | ___________ ________________ | | |______ Y.. ___ /_____) pARTY mIX | | |.. | 7: _____7|.. 7 bBS | | |: | | | |: | | | | · | · | | o1453- | | `-----------^----------^-----' 844811 | | pRESENTS... | | | ! 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