----[ sof ]---------------------[ 970224 ]---------------------[ liNE oo4 ]--- 'The question of wether or not we are alone in the universe has been answered' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ .. weTHER yoUR reADinG tHiS fiLe at hoME or 'V'inG it onLiNe on a buLLeTiN boARd sySTem, i stROngLY suGGesT thAT u shOUld caNCel it riGHt awAY beCAusE .. tHiS is a reALLy boRiNg asCii-aTTemPT, frOM a 'haLFpRiCe-seLLinG-waNNabEE-stOOpiD-swEDisH-loW-quALitY-noT- beEN-acTiVe-foR-siX-moNThs-soO-caLLed-asCii-arTiSt' .. i meAN u sTiLL goT thE chANce 2 qUiT beFOre thE reAL aTTemPTs arE faLLinG in on yoUR scREen .. .. beCAusE .. _______ ________, _____________, __( ___/_____\ _ __\ ___/ _______ ________ ___ __\________\ ____________( ____/_____ _______ \ _______/ \_______\___ /__-----) __________ /( ____/______ \-------` ©Mt / _____ |_____________\ _______________ / /______________| \-------` \ ________/ \-------` .. is baCK .. if poSSibLE evEN moRE wEiRd thAN beFOre !! soO .. doNT blAMe me foR noT waRNiNg yoU !! yoU seE .. i gaVE tHiS 'so-caLLed-asC²-paCK' thE naME .. .---------------------------------------. _ ______ ! ! _ _______ ' __/______________________________ ____________'__ __/_______________ ____________ / ' /----\ \__________ / /_____________/__/ /____________________\ /____________/ ¡ /__________/ _____ ¡ ! _____________' _/ : . : / __________/__ · . . / _____________/ . : . \____________/ ! _ _________ ! ____________________________________ /________ / __ / __ / _/ /_ /______________ /\______________/________/ _/ /________/sT^ ¡ \________/ | ¡ `--------------------' . . s N U S e ' g O T T ! ! . . .. thAT alSO meANs .. thERe arE obSCenE woRDs in it toO .. .. fiNAl waRNiNg noW ! .. alRiGht ! .. as yoU wiSh ! .. heRE it goES !!.. ______ _______ __/_____/_____________/______/____________ ______________ / /_\____ /_________\____ /_\______/ /__________________ /_______/______/ /______/_______/ ___/______________//_________________/ . /______/ / /-tre!/(! . /___________/ . :_______________________________________________________________________. | | | Well well .. wadda ya know, look what the cat dragged in. Right now | | i'm sitting here in my sofa typing again.. .. AGAIN?? Wait a minute.. | | What the fuck ? OHH MY GOD!! He's back !! that weird swedish reetard | |is back!! (your'e probably thinking right now ) Hmm .. i really cannot | | understand what went wrong here, i wuz just hangin around, happy with | | my life without computers.. and all of a sudden me and a very good | | friend of mine made a certain phone call ...... well .. i probably | | should tell you the whole story .... for those of you who are not | | interested in a bloody-booring-tale-of-two-morons-from-sweden-and- | | their-heroic-deeds-in-times-like-these-who-are-not-as-well-as-they- | | could-be-if-everyone-could-be-a-little-nicer-too-each-other i can | | only say ...... hard luck sonny! .. you'll have too read it like | | everyone else ..... | | here it goes ....... | | | | | | It was a cold snowy ............. | | February evening in Linkoeping/Sweden .. our two heros : | | | | Straussarius (Strauss) and legazius (Legazy) | | pulls out a white, plastic gizmo out of a drawer | | back at L's residence. They starts too giggle alot and trying | | 2 rememba what the thingy really is!! .. | | | | L - Hmm, it says 'US ROBOTICS'.. | | S - Yeah! .. and there's three cables cummin' out from the back of | | it, where are we supposed too plug these in ?? | | L - Well , we could try this small white one into the 'fELiA' | | outlet's in da wall .. couldn't we ?? | | S - Yeah! let's try that, and this black one with the 220Volt | | transformer into the 220 Volt outlet . .. | | .............. . . . hhhhhhhooooowwwwh!!!!! | | L - WHAT'S THIS !?? .. NICE FX !!!! (legazius just found the diodes) | | S - This means something ... i can't really remeber yet .. | | L - This fat white cable .. isn't that one called a 'serial cable'?? | | S - YES! .. thats it! ... | | | | | | < legazius & straussarius shaking hands for 10 minutes > | | | | | | L - What are we supposed 2 do with this 'serial' lead then ?? | | S - Dunno .. hoped u did .. .. shit ! .. now what ?? | | L - Let's try it out in this 'serial' outlet in my 'amiga' ... | | S - ....... THAT'S IT! ... YEAH! .. aren't we supposed too use some | | kind of a program or sumthin now ??? ......... | | L - ....... You mean .. like ... like ...... ehhhhr .. like .... | | ... THE INTERNET !! ... YEAH! .. the INTERNET !! | | S - YEAH! .. that's what i meant the whole time ... | | | | | | < legazius & straussarius shaking hands again for 10 minutes > | | | | | | L - i cannot find the INTERNET .. can you ?? | | S - Naah .. me neither .. .. well .. we could try this out .. | | .. it says 'TERM' .. whadda you fink ?? | | L - Yeah .. eehh .. it's worth a try .. | | S - hhhhhwwoooww! .. i recognize this name .. the 'Trespass' .. | | click on that one !! .. do it !! .. do it NOW! .. | | | | | | | | L - eeeeeehehhehehheheheeeehehhehehhehhehhhehhehehehheeeeeehehe .. | | S - eeeehehhehhehhhehhheehhhhehhehhhhehhehheeheeeeeehheheeeeeeheh .. | | L - eeeehehhheh -:- .. ackkk ! .. what now!! WHAT NOW!!!!!?? | | | | | | .......... ...... | | | | | | S - WHADDA YA MEAN "SYSTEM PASSWORD" !!!?????? ....... .. | | | | | | L - WAIT! .. whats that ?? .. it says 'ok' .. i'll type that ! .. | | .. i mean .. what else could happen ???? ...... | | S - YEAH ! .. DO IT ! . DO IT NOW! .. ........ooooooooooopsss! | | whats happening ???? .... i don't think were supposed to do | | this ........ ohh my god .. it's asking for our handles !!! | | ... what's that ?? .. do u got a handle ??? | | L - I dunno ?? .. We could try this .. " L-E-G-A-Z-Y " ..... there. | | S - DOHH!!!!!!! ...... we need a password tooo .. !! SHIT! .. JUST | | PRESS SOMETHING !!!!! ..... FAST!!!!! ..... | | | | | | < legazius hit's the 'F2' button just by accident > | | | | | | L - hhhhwwwwoooowww .. that did the trick! ... what's this ?? | | 'quick login' ???? ....... | | S - HIT THE 'Y' KEY FOR GODS'AKES ! .. we don't WANT to be here for | | a LONG time do we .. i'm starting to get the CHILL's now !! | | | | | | < ten minutes later, after many theories wether the amount of colors | | in the prompt has something to do with hypnotizing or not > | | | | | | L - ..... .. shouldn't we just type 'FR' here ?? ... | | S - .. yes .. i think soo .. can't we just quit this right now ?? | | this isn't funny anymore .. this is relly scary ! | | | | | | < straussarius starts to shiver ... ALOT > | | | | | | L - .... aren't these like ...... files or sumthin ??? ........ | | S - YES! .. THEY ARE! --- JUST GRAB SUMTHIN AND LET'S GET OUTA' | | HERE! ........... | | | | | | < that 'sumthin' just happened to be a certain file from the well | | known ascii posse named 'JEDI ARTS' > | | | | | | L - Wich one should i take ?????? (legazius watching the download- | | options and cannot deicide wich option too use ) ..... | | S - Just press the 'G' .. CAN'T U READ!? .. it says 'G' for 'hangup | | when finished' ........ | | L - OK, ok, i'm on it !!! ........ | | | | | | < a couple of hours later when legazius and straussarius has been | | running around the hangout and making it absolutely clear | | (by checkin' all da windows over and over again ) that no | | cops has arrived and they do not got any intentions of doing that | | either !! ..straussarius has found a very nice | | program named 'Directory Opus' and by accident, double clicked | | on the 'JA!-XXXX.txt' file ...... | | | | | | S - HHHHWOOOOW! ... I RECOGNISE THIS! .. IV'E BEEN DOING SOMETHING | | LIKE THIS IN MY FORMER LIFE!!! ( talk about deja vu! ) ..... | | | | | | < 24hrs later at vinylosaurusus place .. straussarius is occupying | | vinylosarusus A1200, by sitting infront of another VERY nice | | program, named 'CygnusEd Professional' and tries to remember | | how too do so called ascii's > | | | | | | V - Would you mind NOT drooling on my keboard !!!! ...... | | S - ffrsddbhlkjjjjjjjjjjjassdblllmnbmnmnmmmmmmmmnpppppppppp! | | V - Ohh darn !!!! .. who let this reetard into my place !!??? | | .. let's just hope the bastard gets EBOLA or something ... | | | | | | dS!-wHiS.tXT -> 43622 -> 95/11/o7 -> Whiskas,FrukostenIngenKanMotstå -> dS!-fONU.tXT -> 67333 -> 95/11/2o -> Fonus,DetEndaSomVerkligenHjälper -> dS!-bLOS.txt -> 51429 -> 95/12/22 -> Blossa -> p^d-sos!.txt -> 1o4796 -> 96/o1/o6 -> Skeletons Of Society -> p^d-war!.txt -> 57569 -> 96/o1/22 -> War Ensemble -> p^d-sar!.txt -> 80299 -> 96/o3/1o -> Sarcastic Existence -> dS!-pEAC.txt -> 106390 -> 96/o3/21 -> Peace Sells, But Who's Buying? -> dS!-wHiT.txt -> 112879 -> 96/o4/18 -> The White Man's Gotta gun complex .. 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