THE SEX LIFE OF AN ELECTRON ONE NIGHT WHEN HIS CHARGE WAS FULL CAPACITY' MICRO FARAD DECIDED TO GET A CUTE LITTLE COIL TO DISCHARGE HIM. HE PICKED UP MILLIE AMP AND TOOK HER FOR A RIDE IN HIS MEGACYCLE. THEY RODE ACROSS WHEAT STONE BRIDGE' AROUND THE SINE WAVE' INTO A MAGNETIC FIELD NEXT TO A FLOWING CURRENT. MICRO FARAD' ATTRACTED BY MILLIE AMPS CHARACTERISTIC CURVE, SOON HAD HER FIELD FULLY EXCITED. HE LAID HER ON THE GROUND POTENTIAL' RAISED HER FREQUENCY' LOWERED HER CAPACITANCE AND TOOK OUT HIS HIGH- VOLTAGE PROBE. HE INSERTED IT IN PARALLEL AND BEGAN TO SHORT CIRCUIT HER SHUNT. FULLY EXCITED' MILLIE AMP CRIED "OHM OHM' GIVE ME MHO!" WITH HIS TUBE AT MAXIMUM OUTPUT AND HER COIL VIBRATING FROM CURRENT FLOW' HER SHUNT SOON REACHED MAXIMUM HEAT. THE EXCESS CURRENT HAD GOTTEN HER SHUNT PRETTY HOT AND MICROS CAPACITANCE WAS RAPIDLY DIS- CHARGED AND DRAINED OFF EVERY ELECTRON. THEY FLUXED ALL NIGHT' TRIED VARIOUS CONNECTIONS AND SOCKETS UNTIL HIS BAR MAGNET HAD LOST ALL IT'S FIELD STRENGTH. AFTERWARDS' MILLIE AMP TRIED SELF INDUCTION AND DAMAGED HER SOLENOID. WITH HIS BATTERY FULLY DISCHARGED' MICRO FARAD WAS UNABLE TO EXCITE HIS TRANSFORMER SO THEY ENDED UP REVERSING POLARITY AND BLOWING EACH OTHERS FUSES......... AUTHOR UNKNOWN