"" RANKS IN THE NAVY "" --ADMIRAL-- LEAPS OVER TALL BUILDINGS WITH A SINGLE BOUND. MORE POWERFUL THAN A LOCOMOTIVE. FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET. WALKS ON WATER. TALKS TO GOD. --CAPTAIN-- LEAPS SHORT BUILDINGS WITH A SINGLE BOUND. JUST AS FAST AS A SPEEDING BULLET. MORE POWERFUL THAT A SWITCH ENGINE. WALKS ON WATER IF THE SEA IS CALM. TALKS TO GOD. --COMMANDER-- LEAPS SHORT BUILDINGS WITH A RUNNING START IF THE WINDS ARE FAVORABLE. ALMOST AS POWERFUL AS A SWITCH ENGINE. FASTER THAT A SPEEDING B-B. WALKS ON WATER IN INDOOR SWIMMING POOL. TALKS TO GOD IF SPECIAL REQUEST IS APPROVED. --LT. COMMANDER-- BARELY CLEARS QUONSET HUT. LOSES TUG OF WAR WITH A SWITCH ENGINE. CAN FIRE A SPEEDING BULLET (SOMETIMES). SWIMS WELL. IS OCCASIONALLY APPEASED BY GOD. --LT.-- MAKES HIGH MARKS ON A BUILDING WHEN ATTEMPTING TO LEAP OVER THEM. IS OFTEN RUN OVER BY LOCOMOTIVE. CAN SOMETIMES HANDLE A WEAPON WITHOUT INFLICTING SELF INJURY. DOG PADDLES. TALKS TO HIMSELF. --LTJG-- RUNS INTO BUILDINGS. RECOGNIZES LOCOMOTIVES TWO OUT OF THREE TIMES. IS NOT ISSUED AMMUNITION. CAN STAY AFLOAT IF PROPERLY INSTRUCTED IN THE USE OF THE MAE WEST. TALKS TO ANIMALS. --ENS-- FALLS OVER DOORSTEP WHEN ATTEMPTING TO ENTER BUILDING. SAYS, "LOOK AT THE CHOO-CHOO" WHEN HE SEES A LOCOMOTIVE. OWNS AT LEAST ONE CAP PISTOL. PLAYS IN MUD PUDDLES. MUMBLES TO HIMSELF. ---------CHIEF--------- LIFTS TALL BUILDINGS AND WALKS UNDER THEM. KICKS LOCOMOTIVES OFF THEIR TRACKS. CATCHES SPEEDING BULLETS IN HIS TEETH AND EATS THEM. FREEZES WATER WITH A SINGLE GLANCE. TALKS TO NO ONE. HE IS GOD.....