MAKE-MONEY-FAST - The Revenge. FRUSTRATION REMOVING FILE 1993 GtB Productions Ltd Certificate 18 ....._..._.... ///////////////. //////////\\\\\\\\ //// /// // \\\ ,| ===== ===== |, / |\_| o|--| o|_/| \ |@| ===== ===== |@| \| /..\ |/ \ / \ )------( / \____ ____/ \__"__/ _________________/\_______ | | | | | | | | | | """"""""""""""""""""""""""  ________ [________] Dear Friend,  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  In September 1988 my car was reposessed and the bill collectors  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  were hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I was laid off and my  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  unemployment checks had run out. The only escape I had from the  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  pressure of failure was my computer and my modem. I longed to  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  turn my advocation into my vocation.   ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  _  \  !  ! _/ This January 1989 my family and I went on a ten day cruise to  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  ___  \  !  ! ___/ the tropics. I bought a Lincoln Town Car for CASH  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  _____  \  !  ! _____/ in Feburary 1989. I am currently building a home on  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  _______  \  !  ! _______/ the West Coast of Florida, with a private pool, boat  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  _________  \  !  ! _________/ ! ! ! ! L _) _) _) _) ! ! / slip, and a beautiful view of of the bay from my breakfast room  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  _________  \  !  ! _________/ ! ! ! ! L _) _) _) _) ! ! / table and patio. I will never have to work again.  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  ___________  \  !  ! ___________/  !  ! _ !  )! /_L ___) ___) ___) ___)  !  ! __/ Today I am rich! I am also extremely sad, for 5 years now  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  ___________  \  !  ! ___________/  ! !  ! !  L_ ! / _)!  /__L (____) (____) (____) (____)  ! !  ! !  \__/ my email mailbox has been overloaded every day with hate-mail  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  _____________  \  !  ! _____________/  ! !  ! !  L_ !  / _)!  / /__L / (____)  (____)  (____) \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/ from angry net users, I am now afraid to go near the computer that  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  _______________  \  !  ! _______________/  ! !  ! !  L_ !  / _)!  / /__L __/ (____)  (____) __ (____)  \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/ was once my only pleasure. Everyone on the net knows my name,  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}   ________________ / \ ! ! ! ! \________________/  ! !  ! !  L_ !  / _)!  / /__L ____/ (____)  (____) ____ (____)  \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/ and they all really hate me. Yes, I have loads of money, but  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}   ________________  / \  ! !  ! !  \________________/  ! !  ! !  L_ !  / _)!  / /__L ______/ (____)  (____) ______ (____)  \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/ what use is it with no-one to spend it on? I am forever looking  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}   ________________  / \  ! !  ! !  \________________/  ! !  ! !  L_ !  / _)!  / /__L ________/ (____)  (____) ________ (____)  \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/ behind myself, in case some angry sys-admin is creeping up on me,  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}   ________________  / \  ! !  ! !  \________________/  ! !  ! !  L_ !  / _)!  / /__L __________/ (____)  (____) __________ (____)  \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/ ready to take their revenge for 2000 Giga bytes of wasted disk  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}   ________________  / \  ! !  ! !  \________________/  ! !  ! !  L_ !  / _)!  / /__L ____________/ (____)  (____) ____________ (____)  \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/ space. All my postings are ignored as I am in so many kill-files, I  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}   ________________  / \  ! !  ! !  \________________/  ! !  ! !  L_ !  / _)!  / /__L ______________/ (____)  (____) ______________ (____)  \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/ am now a non-person, ignored by everyone,even when I offer to buy the  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}   ________________  / \  ! !  ! !  \________________/  ! !  ! !  L_ !  / _)!  / /__L ________________/ (____)  (____) ________________ (____)  \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/ first round of drinks. Anyone can do the same as I did.In fact I am so  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}   ________________  / \  ! !  ! !  \________________/  ! !  ! !  L_ !  / _)!  / /__L __________________/ (____)  (____) __________________ (____)  \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/ bitter about it that I want to get as many users as possible to  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}   ________________  / \  ! !  ! !  \________________/  ! !  ! !  L_ !  / _)!  / /__L ____________________/ (____)  (____) ____________________ (____)  \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/ follow my example and alienate themselves totally. Aha! and  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}   ________________  / \  ! !  ! !  \________________/  ! !  ! !  L_ !  / _)!  / /__L ______________________/ (____)  (____) ______________________ (____)  \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/ all the other users will be plagued with my MAKE.MONEY.FAST  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}   ________________  / \  ! !  ! !  \________________/  ! !  ! !  L_ !  / _)!  / /__L ________________________/ (____)  (____) ________________________ (____)  \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/ message until the end of time !   ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}   ________________  / \  ! !  ! !  \________________/  ! !  ! !  L_ !  / _)!  / /__L __________________________/ (____)  (____) __________________________ (____)  \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/ Aaaaaaargh! OH NO! THE NET USERS HAVE CAUGHT  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}   S P L U D G E !  ________________  / \  ! !  ! !  \________________/  ! !  ! !  L_ !  / _)!  / /__L ____________________________/ (____)  (____) ____________________________ (____)  \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/ UP WITH ME AT LAST !  AAAAARGH!  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}    ________________  / \  ! \.! \#..  ! #! .*##".  \_______________./ . .))%""  ! ! *#--~  ! ! ""  L_ !  / _)!  / /__L __________________/ (____)  (____) __________________ (____)  \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/    AAAAARGH!  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}   C R U N C H !  ________________ /  / .\*#"%#  ! ~#*%]]~;'  ! . /&~$$@:  \________________/*''@@:  ! ! / '  ! !  L_ !  / _)!  / /__L _____________________________/ (____)  (____) _____________________________ (____)  \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/  AAAAAAAARGH!   ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}    ________________  / \ *&&  ! \.! \#.*&%^%.(*  ! #! .*##&*&^%^$%".  \_______________./ . .))%^%^$%^""  ! ! *#--^&^&^~*&*&*  ! ! ""^&^&*&*&  L_ ! ^%@&^&  / _)!  / /__L __________________/ (____)  (____) __________________ (____)  \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/    AAAAARGH!  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}  o |--| o  __  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  [____]  ______  {______}  __  o |--| o  (__)   ()  ____  (____)   }------{  o |--| o  ____  (____)   }------{  ______  {______}   T H W A C K !  ________________ /  / .\*#"%#&*^*&^''  ! ~#*%]]~&*^*&^&^  ! . /&~$$@:^%&%/  \________________/*''*&(**&(@@:  ! ! / '*&^*&^*^*  ! ! ****^&6&%^&*%  L_ ! ^*&^*&^&*&^"  / _)!  / /__L _______________________________/ (____)  (____) _______________________________ (____)  \_(____)  ! !  ! !  \__/  [?5h  [?5l    * Thanks to Dave Berner for providing the hammer graphic *   \\|// ( o o ) \ U / ____( ^ )____ / "~" \ __,,,__________,,,___ | WWW WWW | | GtB Productions 93. | | This file is meant | | to be a frustration | | remover only, no | | offence intended. | |_____________________| .--__| | | |__--. \______| |______/ .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  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